Major Payne Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
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Well, maybe that's
because he's six.
'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was
six years old I had a full-time job.
Well, I told him that you have
something that you'd like to say to him.
You think I owe you
an apology ?
Want me to take back some of those
mean and hurtful little things I said ?
Okay. I'm sorry
you're just a little turd...
that can't hold your liquid
out in public.
Now you get on outta my face
'fore I pick you up and
toss you out that window !
- Major, have you ever done
this kind of work before ?
Woman, under this here hat...
I've trained 20,432...
combat killin' machines.
Well, that's just my point.
You see, now you're
dealing with children,
and children have special needs.
Do you know what
positive reinforcement means ?
Is that anything like where you take
a P.O.W. and you snap his neck...
after you torture him, so he don't have
to go through life with a colostomy bag?
Sort of.
I'd like to
make a suggestion.
Why don't you and I
become partners...
in the emotional growth and development
What do you say ?
Will you be my big helper
and help me do that ?
- Yes.
- Good !
Why do I feel
like a jackass ?
Ha ! Look at that baldy !
Hey ! Your head's
shaped like a bowling ball !
Nazi, fascist pig !
I know where I'm gonna shave him !
I didn't want you
to be brother !
Most of the body heat
travels through the head,
and if I'm sick,
That damn Payne's already
starting to get on my nerves.
Turd this, turd that.
Who he think he is ?
Just shut up.
You tellin' me to shut up ?
Why don't you shut your damn mouth...
and stop eatin' all that
damn candy, you fat pig ?
I look like Curly
from "The Three Stooges."
Did I say you
could touch my bed ?
- No.
- Get off.
Ow !
Payne's gonna kill us.
You know I have a heart condition.
I'm not sure he's familiar
with my medical history.
Let's go, let's go,
let's go ! Come on !
Move it ! Saddle up
that horsey and ride !
You ever hear of knocking,
Dotson ?
You won't have to worry
about that anymore.
I have good news
for you, a**holes.
Pack your bedding, your kit
and your clothes ! Let's go !
Where to ?
Hello, cue balls !
Welcome to the house of Payne.
He's gotta be joking.
The squad that lives together,
wins together.
Unity, turds.
That is the key word
in "unit," without the y.
Tiger, Leland,
you will reside
at the R.O.T.C. buildin'.
The rest of you garbage,
grab a rack and settle in.
grab a rack and settle in.
Let's move out.
You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out
and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag.
It's so damp.
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