Major Payne Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
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You know how far we are
from the kitchen ?
- Why can't I stay here ?
- 'Cause I said so.
Major Payne, sir.
What ?
Sir, I think I speak for everyone
when I say that this place is...
unacceptable, sir.
Really ?
Love my barracks night and day
Love my barracks
night and day
Won't complain
That's where I'll stay
Won't complain
That's where I'll stay
- Good plan this time, Alex.
- Why don't you shut up ?
All right, my little
patch of Brussels sprouts,
uproot yourselves, climb out
the pool and get some rest.
You're gonna need it.
Tomorrow, ladies,
we gonna start
the hard stuff.
- The hard stuff ?
Let's move it, you turds !
You'll get no sympathy
from me !
You want sympathy, look in the
dictionary between sh*t and syphilis !
That's where
you'll find my sympathy !
This ain't no walk in the park !
Move it ! Hustle, hustle !
Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able
- with them big-ass ears, boy !
- Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly !
Hey, Williams ! You tell
Marlee Matlin's son...
if he don't get across that rope,
I'm gonna hang him with it !
He'll hang you with it !
Ha-ha-ha !
Heathcoat !
You get your fat body
over that wall !
- Take your fat,
pork chop body over that--
- You-- You shut up.
Nobody's leavin' here until
the average for this squad...
is one minute,
twenty seconds !
Come on, he can't do it !
Leave him alone.
I can barely do it.
It's slippery out here.
Slippery, he say !
Only thing he knows
is slit your throat.
What if this was
But it's not
a life or death situation.
- It is now.
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ?
It's just a dummy grenade.
Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ?
It's just a dummy grenade.
- Damn ! Oh !
Who's the dummy now ?
So what is it, exactly ?
Concentrated dithiazanine.
- What the hell is that ?
- It's like a super-laxative.
This here'll pack enough punch
to take out an entire football team.
Payne'll never
get off the can.
He'll be makin' beef stool
'til graduation.
- Yeah.
- All right. Payne'll
never know what hit him.
Kill !
Major Payne, sir ?
Can't you see
I'm eatin', turd ?
There's a call for you, sir.
He's coming !
He's coming !
Mmm. Mmm.
Hmm.
- Ready !
- Damn !
He nearly put you in a coma.
- It can't be legal the way
he's been treating us.
- Let's just tell Phillips.
- Nah, that senile old fool
ain't gonna help us.
What kind of shootin' is that ?
Hey ! Hey, dummy !
What's the matter,
you can't see, either ?
We gotta get rid of
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