Major Payne Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
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- Yeah, brother ?
- Why don't you come closer.
I... am not...
your damn brother !
Now drop down, give me
One, sir.
What are you lookin' at,
ass-eyes ?
- Nothing, sir !
- You plottin' on me, boy ?
- No, sir !
- Well, let me
tell you somethin', ass-eyes.
Let me tell you all somethin':
War has made me very paranoid !
And when a man
gets to eyeballin' me,
it make my Agent Orange act up,
and I get the urge to kill !
- Do you understand me ?
- Sir, yes, sir !
- Do you all understand me ?
- Sir, yes, sir !
- I can't hear you.
- Sir, yes, sir !
And what is your damage,
muscle-head ? You stupid ?
You ignorant, or you
just plain ol' deaf ?
Yes, sir.
Actually, he is deaf.
Oh. Thank you.
Now drop down,
give me 25 more...
for speakin' out of line !
- One, sir.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man.
I didn't mean to offend you.
Can you read lips ?
Let me break it down.
If you don't answer me
when I speak to you,
I'm goin' put my foot in your ass !
Is that clear, dummy ?
Sir, yes, sir.
Hold on, guys.
Wait-- Oof !
Wait !
Hey, guys !
Come on !
Wait ! Hold on.
Comin'.
Hello, gorgeous.
Welcome to my party.
You know, you're out of
uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli.
Yeah, well, uh, l-l like
this look better, General--
- Admiral-- whatever.
- It's Major, boy.
Oooh. Looks like...
we got another major
on our hands here, guys.
- Oooh !
- Ha-ha !
- Major, ooh, a major !
What's your name,
girlie-mouth ?
Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir !
Yes, sir !
Heigh-ho, sir !
Well, I'm glad to see
you got a sense of humor.
So do l. Heh-heh-heh.
From now on, my little group
of scrotum sacs,
you will strive
to be like me.
You will walk like me,
talk like me,
and until you win those games,
you will be bald like me !
Way to go this time, Alex.
Dotson, take these men
for two hours of P.T. !
Yes, sir ! First
exercise will be the side straddle hop !
- Side straddle hop.
- Squad. Ready.
One, two, three.
Come on, bacon-boy !
Come on !
- Ready, squad !
- Dotson, sit down and shut up.
I'm writin' you up, buddy !
That's it. No more of this !
I'm writin' you up, buddy !
That's it. No more of this !
You're scaring me !
Hello, Miss Walburn.
Major Payne, could you please
help me to understand...
why you shaved
the children bald ?
Oh, that's my little
incentive program.
These boys have to
earn their due.
Their hairdo, that is.
Heh-heh-heh.
Do they have to earn
their bathroom privileges too ?
What do you want,
Mister Pee-body ?
Oh, he's upset about this morning.
Apparently he had a little accident.
Apparently he pissed all over
the front of his pants.
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