Major Movie Star Page #3

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This is not good. I gotta go.

Miss Valentine?

Miss Valentine, are you there?

Miss Valentine?

- Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you can't sleep here.

- Can I use your bathroom?

I promise I'm not homeless.

Well, actually, I am homeless.

- But I really got to go to the bathroom.

- Of course, ma'am.

There's strong

and then there's Army strong.

So join us and experience what it takes

to be a soldier.

- Loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service...

- I bet that gives you really good glutes.

- The Army's might is not in its numbers.

- Cute outfit.

It's in the character of its individuals.

- I am an American soldier.

- Please, have a seat.

I will never...

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- I will be all I can be.

- Or be what everybody else wants you to be.

- Having some troubles, ma'am?

- I have no control over my life.

Well, maybe you need to step away from it.

Get some perspective.

- You're right.

- Yeah, you need to see what you're made of.

You're right. I need that.

...and that who you are will become better

than who you were.

Being a soldier

isn't a walk down the red carpet, ma'am.

- You can't just decide...

- Don't tell me what to do.

Please. Not you, too. I really need this.

I have a contract right here, Miss Valentine.

Are you telling me a Hollywood actress

really wants to join the United States Army?

Yeah.

Are you ready to embrace the core values

that the Army holds dear?

Loyalty, duty, respect,

honor, integrity and courage?

- It's like you're totally reading my mind.

- Are you ready to take an oath

and become a member

of the United States Army?

Yes.

- Are you ready to be Army strong?

- Yes, sir!

- I think the girl next to me is dead.

- What?

I think the girl next to me is dead.

She looks a lot like Megan Valentine.

- That girl from the talking dog movie?

- She should be dead.

Am I in coach? Am I in coach?

- Oh, my God. It is Megan Valentine.

- Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm from a trailer park in Missouri.

The only celebrity I've ever met was

when Ronald McDonald showed up

at the mall.

You're freaking me out.

Will you sign my face?

What the hell are you doing here?

What, are you researching a role

or something?

- No.

- So you're actually telling us

that you joined the Army?

Wow! You must have had

one messed up night. God, I miss those.

Recruits. Army Senior Drill Sarge,

Sergeant Mills Evans.

You've arrived at Fort Jackson.

You will not speak unless spoken to.

You will obey each word I say.

When I say go, you will exit

and immediately place your feet

on the yellow footprint formation.

Go, go, go, go! Move, move, move, move!

Get your bags and go.

Move, move, move, move!

- Come on!

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