
Major Movie Star
- Year:
- 2008
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(4.00 / 3 votes)Miss Valentine.
Miss Valentine. It's time to get up.
Good morning, Camille.
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo.
Peek-a-boo!
- You like?
- I like.
- I don't know.
- You like.
I like. Those.
I'm not sure if those are comped.
Where should they bill?
- Delores?
- Yes? Coming. Yes. Right here.
Delores will give you
all of Cousin Barry's info.
- He's the one that handles all my money.
- Okay.
Your jewelry for tonight has arrived.
Hey, Peek-a-boo!
Don't chew on those Jimmy Choos.
How cute is that?
Okay, so I'm thinking old Hollywood,
1920s screen siren.
I saw a clip of the movie. So adorable.
The layers you brought to that character?
So deep.
- Really?
- Megan. Come on, we're friends.
- Look at me. Would I lie to you?
- Megan? Don't freak, okay?
- Joe Kidd strikes again.
- That dirt bag.
I was walking past the doctor's office,
not out of it.
- That's a good picture of you.
- I know, right?
Wow! Don't you look nice?
if we were premiering a movie
called Back Door Blondes.
"I've got five different kind of pills in me
and I don't wear panties."
And that hair looks like
you plucked it off of a blow-up doll.
I specifically remember
because your New Jersey screech
makes my ears bleed.
Now, get out of here, Catwoman,
and take your friends with you.
All right. I'm sorry I had to be a little rough
with your handlers,
but that's what a good manager does.
He manages. Don't give me that pout.
- How long have we been together now?
- Since I was 13.
And have I ever steered you wrong?
When you told me my period
was the devil's way of saying hi.
I don't exactly think menstruation
is a gift from a loving God.
I have known you
ever since you were little Frances Bagley,
that fat girl who did the tap dance
at the indoor swap meet.
I remember seeing you and thinking,
"Sure, she's got mousy brown hair
and a snaggle tooth and an oily forehead.
"But we can do something with her."
We have made you America's Sweetheart
and we're not gonna stray from that path.
Can we stray from talking animal movies?
Megan, all the greats have done
talking animal movies.
You've got Clint Eastwood
Meryl Streep, Out of Africa.
We are on the right track.
Just yesterday,
you were named Best Actress
by the inmates at Leavenworth Penitentiary.
That's a huge deal. It's a very big prison.
You know who was the runner-up?
Judi Dench.
Here's the dress.
This is America's Sweetheart.
This is Megan Valentine.
Cousin Barry!
Thank you so much for the flowers.
It is like looking in the mirror.
I mean, we're like identical cousins.
You know, I mean, if I bleached my hair
and had a big comb-over.
I mean,
I've worn a bustier a couple of times.
- It's very similar.
- Good Lord.
We're both wearing thongs.
- Derek!
- Baby!
Gosh, what a surprise.
I thought you couldn't make it.
I had to be here
to support you on your big night.
Besides, Nigel pulled some strings
and he promised the director he'd have me
back in time for tomorrow's shoot.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
All right. I'll let you get that.
- Hey, Sidney.
- Hey, kiddo. How's it going?
- Hey. Tell Brad I'll call him back.
- We're on our way.
Hey, I wanted to talk to you about that script
that you sent over the other day?
- The one about the singer?
- What?
- I love it.
You're just not right for the role.
They're looking for somebody
a little bit more serious, you know?
- But, Sidney, that's...
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