Made Of Honor Page #5

when she cut them off?

Come on, guys,

marriage isn't that bad.

I agree. Without marriage

there would be no divorce,

and without divorce I wouldn't

have my condo in Aspen.

Bingo.

- Good one.

- What is he?

I'm serious, man.

Your missing out on the best parts of life.

- The most important part of life.

- This coming from the guy who's wife

won't let him own porn.

He's gotta wank off

to the underwear section

of the Sears catalougue.

I thought we weren't gonna talk

about that?

What's the matter with you?

You are single and you've been single,

ever since...

What was her name?

- Sophmore year.

- Plim... Pimpkin, Pimpkin, that's it.

Pimpkin dumped you for him.

Sophmore year, you've never been the same

you haven't been able to sleep.

- Scarred...

- Yeah. You have no idea, how nice it is

to have someone who is gonna be there,

no matter what, what ever.

- Snaps to that.

- And you don't know how nice it is

to sleep with a different

girl every night.

- That's true.

- Nice revital.

You got the best of both worlds, Tom.

No, it's true.

I can sleep with whoever I want,

But I still get to hang

out with Hannah afterwards.

- Perfect setup.

- Yeah, well maybe not for Hannah...

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Come on, Tom. She's a woman.

Yeah, I got that.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Tom, she's pushing 30.

You think her idea of

"Happily ever after" is

coming home to you

and hanging out after

you got laid?

- Makes you think, right?

- Yeah.

- Hallo?

- Hey.

- Hi.

- How's the weather in England?

It's great.

Only I'm in Scotland.

Right, right.

So it's sunny?

It's 3 in the morning.

- Oh, right. Sorry.

- So it's dark.

- Yeah.

Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster?

- I know, terrible joke...

- Was there something important?

Yeah. You'll

never guess what happened.

- What?

- They filled in the pot hole.

- The pot hole?

- On 83rd.

- Terrific... Hey, Tom?.

- Yeah?

- I'm gonna go back to sleep now.

- Ok. Sure.

Love you.

Good night...

Call me tomorrow.

- This stuff's all old...

- Yeah, that's the point.

- Let's go to Fendi...

- Fendi? No.

We're here,

let's just stay here.

I'm not into old stuff.

Why do you talk like

a six-year-old?

I'm not.

The line is too long...

- Can't we just go somewhere else?

- No.

This is the best bakery in the world.

That's why it's worth waiting in line.

Come on.

We'll play a game.

- Wanna play a game?

- Yeah, I can play a game.

Okay. Good.

- Tell me what to order.

- Why?

You'll see. It will be fun.

Make a suggestion.

- A cookie.

- No, you have to be specific,

like what type of cookie...

A really big cookie.

Tom, your phone's

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