Made Of Honor

Synopsis: Made of Honor revolves around Tom and Hannah, who have been platonic friends for 10 years. He's a serial dater, while she wants marriage but hasn't found Mr. Right. Just as Tom is starting to think that he is relationship material after all, Hannah gets engaged. When she asks Tom to be her "maid" of honor, he reluctantly agrees just so he can attempt to stop the wedding and woo her.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul Weiland
Production: Sony Pictures/Columbia
  1 win & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min


Looking good...

Oh, yeah, nice to see you.


That dress needs dry-cleaning.

- Here you go.

- Thank you kindly, Monica.

Monica, Monica?

Oh sh*t, Hillary!


- Hi, Bill.

- Oh hey Snowwhite.

Where's 11B?


What did you say that thing was?

It's time for a little action.

Monica... It's Bill.

I've got some dictation

for you, Monica.

I've got a big secret

for you, Baby.

How did you get up here

so soon?


Oh my eyes!.

I can't see!

Who let you in!?

What happened... Where's Monica?

What happened to Monica?

- How did you get in here?

- She told me where the key was.

- I can't see.

- Did she say it was ok to dry-hump her roommate?

She said, you would be in the

library cause you were a geek...

I am not a geek!.


My God.

What was that, mace?

"Eternity", by Calvin Klein.

I gotta be so careful who I

get into bed with from now on.

It would be a big adjustment

for you, wouldn't it?


I do that every time.

I've invented a solution

for that. Seriously.

It is something that goes around the

coffee cup, so you don't burn your hand.

I'm gonna call it "The Coffee Collar".

Brilliant idea.

I know all about you.

I know you whole wrap.

- You do?

- Yeah. You're a senior...

who prays on freshmen. You've slept

with half my floor.

- Well, half your floor was female.

- What ever.

And you once met Bono,

which I suspect is total bullshit.

No, it's true.

He signed my CD.

It's upstairs in my room

with my...

"Coffee Collar",

if you wanna see it.

- Are you hitting on me?

- No. I'm going of your look.

- My look...

- Yeah, doggybull look.

- Are you calling me a dog?

- No, it's a theory I have.

- Oh, Casanova has a theory.

- Yeah. When a girl

is attracted to a guy, she has a look.

It's her tell, like poker.

It's the same look a dog gets,

right before you put down the bowl.

- You're offensive. And you're crazy.

- No, I'm honest.

I believe honesty is the best



You want me to be honest with you?

- Sure.

- I'm majoring in fine art.

- Right.

- I'm studying the golden proportions

of the human face. And you're

nose is bent and

and it drips down at the bottom.

A feature that is excentuated

by the thinness of your upperlip.

And your eyes,

are too far apart,

but they have to be

to accominate that bent nose.

And I feel sorry for you,

that you have to validate yourself through


with insecure girls like my roommate.

I... Would never have sex with

someone... Like you.

Hey come here!

That was amazing.

- What was?

- The honesty.

That was better than sex

without the... The crying.

- Actually it did feel pretty good.

- Yeah, no one's ever

been that honest with me before.

- It's called a friend.

I'm Tom, by the way.

- Hannah.

- Hannah? That's a palndrome.

Well, good night.

Good night.

- Your hands, Clammy...

- Well, I can see that you're knocked out.

Tom, is that you?

Can I see your Bono-autograph?

She's all yours, friend.

Monica, get some sleep.

What time is it?

I'm late.

What are you doing tonight?

I don't do "back to backs".

- Isn't that what we were doing last night?

- No, that was something different.

"Back to Backs" is seeing each other two

nights in a row. You know I don't do that.

- Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules?

- No.

- For me.

- I'm sorry, but I don't break the rules.

I have a rule about that.

See you next week.


- Excuse me.

- Sorry.

Can I get a grande drip,

and a decaff,

triple grande, non-fat,

extra hot, stirred milk como lafietta.

With whip cream,

extra caramel.

Fill that 70% of the way.

Thank you.

Here, let me put a "Coffee-

Collar" on that.

- Thank you.

- I hear that the guy that invented that

gets a dime for each one used.

- You're kidding.

I am not.

That could add up.

I think I picked up yours by accident.

Sorry about that.

- That's alright. Thank you.

- Any time.




Good morning, Hannah.

Coffee, the way you like it.

Perfect timing. I just finished

working on his balls.

That's eh... Yeah!

So I made a reservation.

- So what rule is this?

- No "back to backs".

Isn't that the same as the

"no more than once a week"-rule?

No, the "no more than once a week"-rule

works monday to fridays.

So theoretically you could have a

sunday night and monday whithout breaking it.

Exactly, you got it.

Here we go.

Hey, good morning.

Can I get the steamed buns

the scallaped steamed ducklings

and the vegetarian and shrimp steamed...

- Thank you.

- For what?

You know how much I love the fried stuff.

You look after me.


So, what did you say?

- She was hurt, but you know...

- But you where honest, right?

What? I was.

I am. Always!

I know you are, but it's just shocking

to see how you use it as a shield.

Maybe I should lie.

Be more like Dennis Philips,

and say what ever it takes to get a woman into bed.

- No, do not be like Dennis Philips.

- He's so gross.

- He only hit on you once.

At my fathers funeral!

Okay, so he's not known

for his sensitivity.

Oh, God.


- What?

- Nothing.

I know that "nothing". It's not

nothing, it's something.

- "Anyway"...?

- Anyway we both know,

you don't need to lie to get a woman

into bed.


I don't wanna lose that.

Can I keep that? Thank you.

See there's another rule too.

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Adam Sztykiel

Adam John Sztykiel is an American television and film producer and screenwriter known for such television series and films as Undateable, which he also created based on the book, Undateable: 311 Things Guys do That Guarantee They Won't be Dating or Having Sex, by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle, Due Date, Made of Honor and the upcoming We're the Millers 2. more…

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