Made Of Honor

Synopsis: Made of Honor revolves around Tom and Hannah, who have been platonic friends for 10 years. He's a serial dater, while she wants marriage but hasn't found Mr. Right. Just as Tom is starting to think that he is relationship material after all, Hannah gets engaged. When she asks Tom to be her "maid" of honor, he reluctantly agrees just so he can attempt to stop the wedding and woo her.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul Weiland
Production: Sony Pictures/Columbia
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
PG-13
Year:
2008
101 min
$46,012,734
Website
59 Views

Wow...

Looking good...

Oh, yeah, nice to see you.

Hey...

That dress needs dry-cleaning.

- Here you go.

- Thank you kindly, Monica.

Monica, Monica?

Oh shit, Hillary!

Okay...

- Hi, Bill.

- Oh hey Snowwhite.

Where's 11B?

Bingo!

What did you say that thing was?

It's time for a little action.

Monica... It's Bill.

I've got some dictation

for you, Monica.

I've got a big secret

for you, Baby.

How did you get up here

so soon?

Monica.

Oh my eyes!.

I can't see!

Who let you in!?

What happened... Where's Monica?

What happened to Monica?

- How did you get in here?

- She told me where the key was.

- I can't see.

- Did she say it was ok to dry-hump her roommate?

She said, you would be in the

library cause you were a geek...

I am not a geek!.

God!

My God.

What was that, mace?

"Eternity", by Calvin Klein.

I gotta be so careful who I

get into bed with from now on.

It would be a big adjustment

for you, wouldn't it?

God!

I do that every time.

I've invented a solution

for that. Seriously.

It is something that goes around the

coffee cup, so you don't burn your hand.

I'm gonna call it "The Coffee Collar".

Brilliant idea.

I know all about you.

I know you whole wrap.

- You do?

- Yeah. You're a senior...

who prays on freshmen. You've slept

with half my floor.

- Well, half your floor was female.

- What ever.

And you once met Bono,

which I suspect is total bullshit.

No, it's true.

He signed my CD.

It's upstairs in my room

with my...

"Coffee Collar",

if you wanna see it.

- Are you hitting on me?

- No. I'm going of your look.

- My look...

- Yeah, doggybull look.

- Are you calling me a dog?

- No, it's a theory I have.

- Oh, Casanova has a theory.

- Yeah. When a girl

is attracted to a guy, she has a look.

It's her tell, like poker.

It's the same look a dog gets,

right before you put down the bowl.

- You're offensive. And you're crazy.

- No, I'm honest.

I believe honesty is the best

policy.

Alright...

You want me to be honest with you?

- Sure.

- I'm majoring in fine art.

- Right.

- I'm studying the golden proportions

of the human face. And you're

nose is bent and

and it drips down at the bottom.

A feature that is excentuated

by the thinness of your upperlip.

And your eyes,

are too far apart,

but they have to be

to accominate that bent nose.

And I feel sorry for you,

that you have to validate yourself through

insatiable-meningless-ego-sport-sex,

with insecure girls like my roommate.

I... Would never have sex with

someone... Like you.

Hey come here!

That was amazing.

- What was?

- The honesty.

That was better than sex

without the... The crying.

- Actually it did feel pretty good.

- Yeah, no one's ever

been that honest with me before.

- It's called a friend.

I'm Tom, by the way.

- Hannah.

- Hannah? That's a palndrome.

Well, good night.

Good night.

- Your hands, Clammy...

- Well, I can see that you're knocked out.

Tom, is that you?

Can I see your Bono-autograph?

She's all yours, friend.

Monica, get some sleep.

What time is it?

I'm late.

What are you doing tonight?

I don't do "back to backs".

- Isn't that what we were doing last night?

- No, that was something different.

"Back to Backs" is seeing each other two

nights in a row. You know I don't do that.

- Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules?

- No.

- For me.

- I'm sorry, but I don't break the rules.

I have a rule about that.

See you next week.

Thanks.

- Excuse me.

- Sorry.

Can I get a grande drip,

and a decaff,

triple grande, non-fat,

extra hot, stirred milk como lafietta.

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Adam John Sztykiel is an American television and film producer and screenwriter known for such television series and films as Undateable, which he also created based on the book, Undateable: 311 Things Guys do That Guarantee They Won't be Dating or Having Sex, by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle, Due Date, Made of Honor and the upcoming We're the Millers 2. more…

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