Made Of Honor Page #4

of my face.

See, she doesn't think my nose is too

bent or my lips are too thin.

- Who said that?

- You did. When we met.

- Well, I lied.

- What?

- I thought you were hot.

- Really?

Well, you told me I looked

like a dog.

That was just cause I was

trying to sleep with you.

Why haven't you since?

Well... I like having you

in my life.

- ...

- Hi, Tom!

- Oh, hi!

- Did you see the new blog?

No, we haven't.

- Who's this?

- This? This is my girlfriend.

Why didn't you tell me you

were seeing someone?

Because I don't know you.

But we have a really, really

open relationship...

- Really?

- You know? I wanted to talk to you about that,

- princess.

- Princess?

I... I don't wanna be with

anybody but you.

I don't know if i'm really quite

ready to make that commitment...

- Are you?

- You know my rules...

- I'm bit of an emonitional retard.

- Yeah...

I think I need to start a new blog now.

- That is so scary.

- She's psychotic on top of P..

Oh, this is not good.

- Saia da minha frente.

- Ei!

Okay, good... She's gone.

Perfect. Let's go.

Good, come on.

What?

Do you remember that encestral

home in scotland,

with those amazing paintings

I told you about?

- It's all I think about.

- Stop it, Tom.

I finally got the board to

sign of

on making editions to a

permanent collection.

Really?

But they want me to go to

Scotland for an aquisitionstrip.

- When are you going?

- A couple of days.

- Couple of days? For how long?

- Six weeks.

That's a long time.

- That's great.

- You think?

Yes, it's a great opportunity

for you.

You're like the

"museum maiden of the Met".

It's got a good ring to it...

- Thank you.

- Congratulations.

Six sundays.

- That is six sundays.

- What am I gonna do without you?

I can just imagine.

- Yeah...

- What are you doing?

- I'm gonna jump!

- No, no.

- I'm gonna jump.

- Jesus!

Six sundays,

how can I live without you?

Can you not take

anything seriously?

- Yeah, I can.

- Get down.

- Let's get you another drink.

- I think I've had too many already.

- Thanks for coming too the wedding.

- It was a ball,

- I can't wait for number seven.

- It's coming up soon, I have a feeling.

We also ask at this time that

you turn off all your electronic devices.

Please leave your cellphones turned

off for the duration of the flight.

- I'm not gonna be able to play today, man.

If we don't have a fourth, we are gonna

end up playing with "Tiny-Shorts Guy".

- So?

- Hey, how's it going?

- Need a nother?

- No, our friend Paul,

- with longer shorts, is coming.

- Right.

No, Jenny signed him up

for some art walk thing...

Art walk? Are you serious?

Tell me something,

What do you think Jenny did with his balls

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