Madame Page #6
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 91 min
- 660 Views
Asturias. I thought
it was Asturias.
My ancestors were
from Asturias.
See, I'm Celtic like you.
Where is your family from?
Oh, well my family is from a
very lovely county called Downe.
My father owns
most of it. You know.
to get my art hobby
out of my system and come back
and run the family estate.
You came here to
escape your father.
Well, I came to London
to be an artist.
But I wind up
being a consultant.
So I spend my life
now flying between
hotels and New York
and Paris and London.
To be fair I don't know
where my real home is.
Probably because
it's still in Dine.
- Dine? Downe.
- Dan.
- Downe.
- Dine. Downe.
Dine. Downe.
Up down.
Maria? Sorry, David. I'm
stealing her for a minute.
Don't drink too much.
No, sir.
Madam told me
what to do.
And what not to do.
What's with
this silly idea.
You must be dying here.
It's like me sitting in
a plumber meeting.
I was supposed to
sit close to madam.
But I think somebody
mixed up the place cards.
must be here.
Don't talk like a maid.
Just yes or no
at the end.
Be really impossible.
Unpleasant.
- Yes, sir.
- DAVID:
Hey, Bob!Maria's got some great jokes.
I bet you didn't know that?
No. I did.
Yes. She was just
about to tell me one.
Madam Bernard, would you like
to hear one of Maria's jokes?
HELENE:
Yes. Of course.
Don't force her.
She's embarrassed.
And very shy.
I'm very unpleasant.
DAVID:
Oh, come on.You're very funny.
We're all friends here.
Who'd like to hear a joke.
- Oh, no.
- DAVID:
Come on love.Everyone's funny with
a Spanish accent.
The only joke I know
is very vulgar.
My uncle, Pedro, used to
tell it when he was drunk.
I don't think
it's appropriated.
Oh, no, don't bother.
Don't force yourself.
Come on. Live a little.
Tell us a joke.
Okay. You want it.
You have it.
A family's at
the dinner table.
The son asks the father, "Dad, how
many kinds of b*obs are there?"
The father surprised,
answer.
"Well my son, a woman
"In her twenties, a woman's
breast are like melons.
"Round and firm.
"In her thirties and forties
they are like pears.
"Still nice but
hanging a bit.
"In her fifties,
they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yes. You see them
and they make you cry."
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
HELENE:
Hilarious.Wait. I didn't finish yet
because I'm translating
straight from the Spanish
in my head.
This one's amusing. She just
like Google translator.
The daughter asks
the mother:
"Mom, how many kinds of
willies are there?"
The mother answers.
"Well my dear, a man goes
Love the voice of
the wife. Keep going.
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