Madame Page #5

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knows how to judge funny.

All the English men I know think

they're funny but they never laugh.

(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

I hate them.

So do I.

What do you think, Maria?

I don't like

English people.

But I do like Hugh Grant.

You know Hugh Grant?

In Bridget Jones.

He's also the one dancing

in Love Actually.

Like this. (SINGS) I take

it down I take it down

You're more more more

Jump, Jumping

You know Hugh Grant?

The beautiful one.

He also had an

affair with...

(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

The prostitute.

Well, Of course we all

know who Hugh Grant is.

ANNE:
You were just saying

about knowing who laugh...

You look like him.

Like Hugh Grant.

(COUGHS)

We all look the same from the

same part of the world. You know.

Same face. Same blue eyes.

Same same funny teeth.

That's beautiful.

Very beautiful.

But I don't like the stupid

films he is in though.

Always happy endings

and kisses in the rain.

You should not

despise people.

People love

happy endings, you know.

They can't fight it.

The hero runs.

He kisses her in the rain.

People love that.

Well...

Would you ever consider

running for prime minister?

I thought supreme leader.

Would you ever

run for president?

If you were

my first lady.

Are you in politics?

No. I'm a musician.

A classical pianist

to be precise.

Great.

How old are you?

Nine and a half.

And you?

Thirty two and a half.

Is that your father

sitting next to you?

Oh no. That's Fedore.

The Master.

Oh.

Well. I hope

you enjoy dinner.

I'm so glad

you could come.

Does he speak English?

Oh, no.

He never speaks.

JANE:
Yeah. So there's

our Franck and Robin.

Oh, they're beautiful.

Just like their mother.

Oh, thank you.

You know, it is so hard to keep being

sexy when you're a single mom.

It's a constant battle.

I went to this great seminar about

fighting for yourself last month,

Justin Tender.

Do you know him?

It was in London. Oh, my God.

He is so spiritual.

Amazing. Anyway...

He says that it all

starts with food.

He also recommends

that you drink less.

What? Water?

(LAUGHS)

JANE:
Anne told me

you were funny.

You know, she's been wanting

us to meet for a long time.

DAVID:
Yes. She's

a force of nature, Anne.

Talk to me. This

woman's a nightmare.

How do you know

she's not my friend?

Well, if

that's the truth

I'm going to fake

a heart attack

and get dragged out

of here by my ankles.

Say something to me.

Talk to me.

Tell me a joke

or something.

She's all over me

like a bad suit.

I don't know any joke.

Well,

make something up.

You're putting a lot of

pressure on me.

DAVID:
Where's that

charming accent from?

I'm a Spanish.

I was born in Majorca.

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