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Madame Page #7
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 91 min
- 667 Views
"In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree.
Mighty and hard.
"In his 30s and 40s, it's like a
birch tree, flexible but reliable.
"After 50, it's like
a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree, Mommy?"
"Yes.
"Dead from the root up and the
balls are just for decoration."
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
JANE:
That's a rude joke.It's not even funny.
I have a better one about (SPEAKING
SPANISH) Do you want to hear it?
No, that will be fine.
Thank you.
ANNE:
I think that's plenty.Thank you. You're so...
She's so funny.
STEVEN:
I can understand now why my dadis making so much progress in french.
Bet he took one look at you and said
I want to learn French immediately.
No.
His wife forced him
to learn
la langue de Moliere.
Thank you for this.
It's become my
instant favorite.
So you're the revenge.
I don't get it.
STEVEN:
She used tobe his golf teacher.
So, what do I need to wear
to look more Parisian?
MARINETTE:
Women arealways asking me that.
ANTOINE:
(SPEAKS FRENCH)No one can buy that.
That's why I'm asking
for your advice.
ANNE:
Oh, I love what youdid with the issue by the way.
HELENE:
Oh, I try my best.
MICHAEL:
As my grandmother always say,tell the truth it's easy to remember.
You know, in therapy I hear so
many lies, contradictions...
But even your lies say
something about you...
STEVEN:
Um, yeah.And what makes you
think I'd say yes.
Are all women
mad about you?
The night is young.
So sorry for
ignoring you buddy
but this girl next to me
is really sexy.
It's okay.
I'm used to
not talking.
You know,
with Fedor.
Go and get her.
Cheers, buddy.
High five.
I'm not insured
for high fives.
No?
Are you allowed
to touch b*obs?
I guess so but I've never
had the opportunity.
I hope I'm not
being to forward.
I'd just like to say,
you look absolutely
beautiful tonight.
Thank you.
How long have you
been in Paris?
How long have you been
sleeping with my dad?
Are you crazy?
I'm just his teacher.
Look at you.
Your dad.
Makes you sound
so childish.
STEVEN:
You look like a child.
I'd really like to
spank you.
- (SCOFFS)
- (LAUGHS)
But your dad warned me that you were
rude, alcoholic and unemployed.
Yeah, but I also have some really bad
points. Did he tell you what those were?
You look very elegant too.
- Well, I'm the best in my price range.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- STEVEN:
Fanny you're going to be my new mother in law.- FANNY:
Shhh!It's like you and your dad are
the only two men on the planet.
Oh, I see.
Why would you want the egg when
you've already got the goose.
I don't want the goose
and I don't like the rotten egg.
Actually.
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