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chopper waiting to take you
back to Ecuador.
Well, Colonel, I'm sorry I let you down.
Piper.
I'm in.
Lieutenant?
I'm in. I'm on the team. Really?
Sorry, Lieutenant. Two
people don't make a team.
But three do.
Vicki?
I heard about
what happened.
I thought you could
use some help.
What about your music?
It can wait
Dixon Piper,
Vicki St. Elmo.
Hi.
Well, Colonel, looks like
I got myself a new team.
Looks like you do,
MacGruber.
Looks like you do.
What are we doing
here, MacGruber?
Well, it's simple,
Vicki.
Cunth owns this place,
so if we wanna find out where
that passcode deal is going down,
we gotta turn
over some stones.
Nice car, d*ckhead!
F*** you!
K- F-B-R-3-9-2.
K- F-B-R-3-9-2.
So we're gonna see if we
can't make some contacts,
gather some intel?
Something like that.
K- F-B-R-3-9-2.
Can I help you, bro?
Yeah, I'll have the X-5.
He doesn't know anything. Come on.
Turn off the music.
Turn off the music!
Turn off the f***ing music,
or I will kill this woman!
I'll do it. I'll kill her.
I will snap her neck.
Don't worry. She's with me. She's safe.
Hi.
But I can't say the same
about the rest of you!
Whoa! Son of a b*tch!
I'm sure that some of you
guys are just here on vay-cay.
But most of you are
big pieces of sh*t
who are somehow connected
to Dieter Von Cunth.
Now, this guy is up to something
incredibly illegal and astoundingly deadly.
"Allegedly." I should say
that for legal purposes.
But don't worry.
'Cause I am coming for him,
and I am going to kill him.
Who am I,
you ask?
My name is MacGruber.
Remember that name!
Capital M-A-C-capital G
- R-U-B-E-R!
Anyone wants
to come find me,
I will be at the Gold Street
Cafe tomorrow at 2:00 p. M.
Please spread the word,
ya frigging turds.
Whoo! Whoo!
That went great.
That was f***ing tits.
MacGruber, what
the hell was that?
It's called
"sending a message."
And I think it will be
received loud and clear.
That's what
I'm worried about.
Why?
Because he thought
you were dead.
That was a huge advantage.
Yeah, and now he's going
to be coming for us.
Exactly. It's all
part of the plan.
What is the plan?
I kind of make it
up as I go.
That's not really
a plan, then.
Okay, so it's not a plan.
Look, I'm not good with plans.
And I'm not good
with clues.
What I am good with is kicking
ass and ripping throats.
after me? Well, bring it on.
'Cause then he'll be on
my turf, playing my game.
And that's not a game I
plan on losing. Let's go.
K- F-B-R-3-9-2. K-
F-B-R-3-9-2. K- F-B-R-3-9-2.
Wetter. More.
Sorry to disturb you,
Dr. Cunth.
Shoes.
Sorry, sir.
What is it?
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