Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. Page #4

all. Go on, take it all!

I hope you're... I hope

you're proud of yourself.

Do you know something, my

fine, hairy young friend?

You know something?

You play poker like a woman.

You know why?

A woman doesn't know what

cards she's playing either,

and she always wins.

- And I'll tell you why she always wins.

- Remember Jane.

Remember Jane.

Floyd, did I ever show you

a picture of my fiance?

This is the most beautiful

creature in the whole world, Floyd.

Isn't she lovely?

I don't suppose you astro-chimps

ever had a lady friend, huh?

I mean, you just never had one.

All that rigorous flight training

and regular... regular hours.

And no dames. Strict... Strict rules.

Oh, Floyd, she's lovely.

She's in show business, I see, huh?

Oh, Floyd, how you must miss her.

Floyd, a toast.

A toast with this delicious

Japanese soft drink.

To our ladies fair,

wherever they are, may be.

From their lonely, loyal sailor... boys.

Floyd, you look terrible.

I better put you two to bed.

You know, you shouldn't break

training like that, Floyd.

Just a minute, Floyd.

You know something, Floyd?

They ought to bottle this stuff.

Floyd, a toast.

To the United States Navy

and to the world in general.

Wherever they may be.

Cock-a-diddle-doodle.

Cock-a-diddle-doodle.

Cock-a-diddle-doodle.

Cock-a-diddle-doodle.

Cock-a-diddle-doodle-dada-diddle.

- Ooh. -

Cock-a-diddle-doodle.

It's not "

cock-a-diddle-doodle. "

It's " cock-a-doodle-do.

" "Cock-a-doodle-do. "

- How many times do I have to

tell you? - Cock-a-doodle-do!

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Oh, that was a great idea,

training the bird to be an alarm clock.

Kumquat cola.

Ah.

Why don't you lead

off. You go off first.

Here.

Now, remember, keep your

head... Watch your grip.

No, that's all wrong.

You lifted your head...

Nice shot. Lousy form and a nice shot.

Sometimes it's just luck.

Oh, don't get funny.

Japanese clubs are a

little short for me, Floyd.

That's a great lie, that is.

Right in the middle of a footprint.

Floyd, your footprints

are all over the place.

How many times have I told you to

rake over your footprints in a trap?

It's one of the cardinal rules of

golf. You replace your divots and you...

You know something?

That doesn't look like your footprint.

Floyd, I'm sorry. It's

one of mine. Look at this.

Actually, it's a little...

little small for mine, isn't it?

Floyd, we're not alone.

Come on!

Stay close to me, Floyd.

Why did it get so quiet all of a sudden?

Come on. Let's go.

That means everybody, sailor. Come on!

See, Floyd? It's all right.

Just an ordinary dark, terrifying cave.

- Ah!

- Ah!

Be careful! You're gonna hurt somebody!

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