Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. Page #3

don't need the gas mask either.

I don't need... whatever that is.

Now, let's do it the way Robinson

Crusoe did it hundreds of years ago.

Still makes sense. You

take things off the ship

in the order of their importance.

A storm could take the boat right off

the reef and sink it in deep water.

Tools. Need plenty of tools.

Candles. Blankets.

Oh, can I use blankets.

Gosh, these little Japanese

houses are sure cute.

They're simple, too.

Hey, Floyd, I'll bet we

could build one of them.

Let's see.

We stripped the submarine

of tools and materials,

and borrowing somewhat from the

Tinker Toy school of architecture,

we finished in a couple of weeks.

It looked a little like a

doll house with a hangover,

but we were proud of it.

We now have

a new addition

to the household.

A little mynah bird came by

while we were finishing the house,

and it seems he has

attached himself to us.

Hello, Jane.

Hello, Jane.

No, no. Me Rob, you Jane.

Me Rob, you Jane.

No, let's get this straight.

Jane. Jane. Get that?

Remember? Jane.

Remember? Jane. Remember? Jane.

Never mind. We'll work on it later.

Oh, Floyd, that's very pretty.

Just put it over here.

Anyplace is all right.

Very pretty!

I must close now, sweetheart,

as I want to catch the outgoing tide.

I'll be writing every day now.

All my love, Rob.

Remember? Jane. Remember? Jane.

You bet your beady little

black eyes I'll remember Jane.

That girl is one in a million.

Be back in a minute, Floyd.

- I'm gonna go down to mail a letter.

- Remember? Jane.

Onward, O missive of love,

through wind and rain

and sleet and snow.

The mail must go through.

All right. I'll call you.

Let me see you beat three

pretty little geishas.

All right.

All right. Three samurai beat

three geishas. Go on. Take them.

- Oh, boy.

- Shut up.

Shut up. Deal.

Go play a game of skill

with a dumb animal.

Shut up and deal. Shut up and deal.

Have I got a surprise

for you come Thanksgiving.

Shut up and deal!

I wonder what this stuff

is we got off the submarine.

Look like some kind

of Japanese soft drink.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

It's not bad.

Kumquat cola or something.

Oh, boy!

A little for you and a little for me.

Okay, buddy boy. Here

we go. I deal again.

Okay. I open for two clams.

And for Pete's sake, don't go ape with

the betting. It always spoils the game.

Okay, how many cards?

Come on, Floyd. I'm trying

to teach you the game.

A full house.

All right. Lucky.

Watch this one.

Come on, Floyd.

Bottoms up. Chug-a-lug.

How many cards?

All right, wise guy.

Okay, wise guy. I'll play these.

And I'll bet them all.

Read them and weep.

Not again.

All right. Take it

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