Love Bite Page #6

Giddy up, boys.

YES.

You shouldn't have been looking

through my window.

You should have come in.

Come on.

- Can I explain?

- I don't know. Can you?

This is going to sound really out there.

But you know the weird guy at the hotel,

the inbred one, washing-machine eyes?

God, don't laugh.

He thinks he's a werewolf hunter.

What?

Yeah. And he was at the cabin

graffitiing your door as well.

Yeah, I saw him.

- So you knew I wasn't...

- I was messing with you.

Wait. A werewolf hunter?

Seriously?

I suppose he thinks that you're a...

I didn't think I'd hear from you again,

to be honest.

I thought that, well,

that you thought I was a bit 'bleh'.

- Like what?

- Like 'bleh'.

if you saw what happened,

why didn't you return my calls?

Look, Jamie, I really enjoy

being with you.

It's just that with my work,

it's hard to have proper relationships.

What about an improper one?

Before this goes anywhere, you should

know that it never goes anywhere.

And you'll be looking after your mom

all the time, so...

And I'm always moving around.

I gotta go.

Why do you have to go?

- It's the job. It's kind of like 'bleh'.

- When are you back?

Saturday.

Right, well, I'll meet you next Saturday

then, at the pier. At five.

- She'll be back. What's the problem?

- She doesn't think it can work.

- Cocktease. They all say that.

- He's right.

- Loads of girls have said that to me.

- It's the equivalent of a lap dance.

She's rotating those nipple tassels

right under your nose.

Stoking your boiler.

- No, I think it's a bit more...

- Complicated.

You reckon she'll go bareback?

Can't you relate to a girl

in a way that isn't just about sex?

If you're doing a raincoat,

go flavoured.

Women respond well to

a novelty contraceptive, Jamie. Fact.

They disappeared

exactly one month apart. And now this.

Bruno Wallis. It was the only picture

his sister could find, so...

I'm looking at the pattern.

What does it tell us'?

It tells us school term ended.

Three kids decided there might be life

outside of a town that makes square pies.

- We can't just ignore this.

- In the Met we had three missings a day.

Ask me if we investigated them.

- Did you?

- No.

Ask me why.

- Why?

- Because then they became unmissing.

They got over their little hissy fit

and came back from holiday.

Or sobered up.

You've got a lot to learn.

I tidied this up this morning.

Well? What have you got to say

for yourself?

Bummer.

It's time you shaped up, Mum.

Safe.

I was just about to come and find you.

Wondered if you'd take a look

at my shower head.

I'm not quite getting

the pressure I need.

Really?

Jesus H. You're going out

on the night of the full moon?

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