Love Bite Page #5

How about going somewhere more private?

- You got your own place?

- Yeah.

Sort of. Spike.

Mate, you're a sure win.

- Yeah, not my type.

- She'll do the nasty.

They're the only type worth having.

It's important to respect your partner.

- Those are double Ds, man.

- Yeah, what's not to respect?

Anyway, I met someone.

Juliana.

Juliana Banana.

- Nice. You boned it?

- I'm not answering that.

Means no.

Tell her she's in your wank bank.

- Girls love stuff like that.

- She's well hot.

If you can get a bird like that

to batter your sausage...

- You going out with her now, then?

- Well, yeah. No. It's complicated.

Yeah, no, sort of.

It's always complicated with you, innit?

She caught me staring at

her naked through a window.

And she thinks I painted a phallic symbol

on her cabin.

That's quite complicated.

- How much further is it?

- No further. Here.

I wonder if there's a fruit

they haven't made a pie out of.

Melon.

I've never seen a melon pie before.

Be honest. I bet you never thought

you'd end up with a stud like me.

No.

- I know what you're thinking.

- I don't think you do.

You think you're gonna get me down

on the beach and get my knickers off?

- That's not gonna happen.

- Right.

Because I'm not wearing any.

Now you wanna look, don't you?

Dirty bugger.

Drinking in a public place.

- I assume you're all over 18?

- 18 what?

Behold the lippy one.

Sounds like he's after a Section 12.

Are you offering?

People suffering from mental disorders

in a public place.

In immediate need of care or control,

subject to instantaneous apprehension.

With the use of force, if necessary.

Right.

Oy. You two. Stop.

You'd better take me somewhere

really expensive next week.

Promise?

- Hi, Daddy.

- Hello, Pumpkin.

- Where are you taking my daughter?

- Nowhere.

Get in the car, Liss.

Quite the ladies' man.

What happened to the other one?

Got what you wanted and then dumped her?

- Now you're ready to take on another one?

- It's not what you think.

You're a mind reader?

How do you know what I think?

If I find out you've laid

so much as a finger on my little angel

I'll stick this right up your arse.

- You off the mark yet?

- What?

Has your toad been holed?

I really don't see what me losing

my virginity has to do with you.

Scusi.

Just make sure you do something about it

before the next full moon.

Hi, it's Juliana. Leave a message.

It's Jamie.

I'd really like to talk to you.

I think you might be angry with me

because I was spying on you.

I can explain.

Please call me.

Spike, what is that?

- What do you mean?

- You know what I mean. What is that?

I can't help it.

It's the feathers. They feel nice.

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