Louis C.K.: Shameless Page #4
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2007
- 56 min
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HIM DOWN, AND I WILL SHI DIRECTLY INTO HIS F***ING
TIME-WASTING MOUTH."
- BUT ANYWAY, YEAH,
AND THEY'RE-
"OOH, HEH, HEH, HEH,"
AND I'M STANDING IN THE DOORWAY
JUST FANTASIZING ABOU WALKING AROUND JUST HITTING
LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW.
BAGEL, AND COFFEE...
AND BAGEL...
HA HA HA.
AND HE HAS:
THE "AWESOME POSSUM" SHIRT.
JUST LIKE MINE!
I WENT, LIKE,
"HEY, NICE SHIRT."
AND HE WENT, "PFFF."
AND I STOOD THERE,
I JUST THOUGHT,
"F*** HIM, MAN.
IT'S PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE
JUST 'CAUSE I WAN TO MAKE A CONNECTION
IS HIS GENERATION
"EH, OOH, THAT'S LAME.
OOH, HEH, EH."
F***ING YOUNG C*NT,
LIKE, THAT'S HOW-THAT'S
HOW MAD I WAS.
I DON'T HAVE IT-
I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGH I DID, I JUST-
I SAW HIS, AND-
"DUH, ME TOO, DUH!
DUH!"
THE OTHER DAY,
THAT WAS INTERESTING.
HE WAS ANGRY,
HE DIDN'T JUST,
YOU KNOW,
LIKE A GREETING.
TO YOU, TOO, SIR,
YES.
SUCKING SEVERAL BAGS OF D*CKS.
HA HA.
I JUST DECIDED-
IT WAS JUS A SHITTY THING TO DO.
'CAUSE HE WAS COMING FAS 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T IMAGINE
COULD BE THAT BIG OF AN A**HOLE.
IN THE WINDSHIELD,
- VERY BAD.
THEY DON'T VANISH,
"F***ING ASS!"
AND HE'S SO MAD!
MY F***ING FACE.
HE'S JUST DYING,
HE'S LIKE,
"I GOTTA SEE
THIS COCKSUCKER, NOW.
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