Louis C.K.: Shameless Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2007
- 56 min
- 561 Views
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM
WHAT I DID.
NO-NOPE YOU DON'T.
FINALLY WE GET TO A RED LIGHT,
ONLY 'CAUSE THERE'S
OTHERWISE I WOULD'VE F***ING
"RR-AAH!" JUST FURIOUS.
AND I'M GOING, LIKE,
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT.
AND HE'S LIKE,
"WELL, F*** YOU!"
LIKE THIS,
MY WINDOW DOWN.
LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE PAR IN MY OWN ABUSE,
DURING THIS ARGUMENT.
"OH, I'M SORRY,
ABOUT ME, YES?"
- "HOW RUDE OF ME TO SHUT OU YOUR ANGER WITH MY-"
I'M INTERESTED.
- AND HE GOES, "HEY, A**HOLE!"
I'M LIKE, "YEAH?"
HE SAYS,
DROVE AWAY, BECAUSE
IT'S JUST WEIRD.
WHEN YOU PICTURE
AND THEY'RE ALL MUSHING TOGETHER
LIKE CHICKEN PARTS-
- WITH A DATE WRITTEN ON I WITH SHARPIE,
AND THEY'RE STICKING OU LIKE BAGUETTES, KINDA LIKE?
YOU WENT SHOPPING-
HA HA HA, I DON'T KNOW,
THEY WERE HANGING
IN A WINDOW SOMEWHERE,
AND SUCK IT-LIKE SUCK
OR DO-DOES HE WAN ME TO OPEN THE BAG
AND SUCK EACH DICK INDIVIDUALLY?
- THROW THE USED ONES IN A BOWL
LIKE EDAMAME SHELLS?
LIKE THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER
EVEN SUCKED 1 DICK,
THAT I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE NEVER-I'VE NEVER
SUCKED A DICK.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
MY WHOLE LIFE.
IT IS, IT'S WEIRD.
BECAUSE ALMOST EVERYBODY
HAS SUCKED A DICK.
SUCK D*CKS.
IT'S TRUE.
BECAUSE 51% OF
THE POPULATION ARE WOMEN,
THAT SUCK D*CKS,
THEN THERE'S ALL
THE STRAIGHT GUYS WHO HAVE BEEN
UNDER VARIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES,
SO, WHAT,
THERE'S ONLY LIKE
OUT THERE WHO'VE-
NEVER BLEW ANYONE.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Louis C.K.: Shameless" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 Jun 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/louis_c.k.:_shameless_12888>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In