Lost and Found Page #4

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Like wow! What happened to that dog? Would I really want to return him to his owner?

What are you talking about?

You can't even read it.

I made my own posters.

David, my neighbor, is going to help me post them.

I told you I was making them.

Right, um, well I knew yours would be better.

So I figured that you could post them downtown.

Where more people could see 'em.

And then I'll just post the boring ugly ones around the neighborhood.

For brilliance! We'll find Boz in no time!

Did I just kill you?

You did not.

But nice...nice try.

I'm gonna kill you right now though.

In your face! That's how I do it.

Whatever. Something's wrong with this level. It's lagging or something.

Oh, OK. It's lagging. That's why I just blasted your face!

Are you gonna cry about it Halo champion?

Oh, you gonna give me some tears? Some third place tears?

You know it was second place. Don't give me that crap.

Oh a technicality.

That's not...No don't!

Don't poke me I hate it!

That's her at the door! Hide the dog! Hide the dog!

Hey. You gonna pass out some fliers?

Yep. Can I use your bathroom for a second?

Yeah.

Straight back here.

It's Steve. Good to meet you.

I know right?

It's just straight back.

Dude! I hid Bozley right next to the bathroom!

What?! Why would you do that?

Hey. Hey. Got any TP?

Yeah. Yeah. We have toilet paper.

It should be...under the sink.

Got ya. Thanks.

Do you have a dog? No. Why?

Oh. Nothing. The bathroom just smelled a little funny.

Oh...yeah....that's...

...that's residual body odor.

That is...my roommate has this condition.

...If he sweats it smells like wet dog.

It's gross.

It's true. It's true.

She said so too.

You ready to go?

Yeah. You got your flier? Yeah.

See you later. Later.

Now where were we?

I think we were at level 3, 3rd base.

Baseline.

They just talk too much.

Think so?

They need to learn to shut up.

Just shut the f*** up.

You being proactive?

What will it take to get you off this couch?

I dunno.

In that case, I'm stroking your cock.

Oh I got you off the couch.

I'm really tight.

Let's take these off too.

Yes, kiss me. Worship me.

Your dirty fingers. Take them out and feed them to me.

Give me your mouth. Give me your mouth.

come here.

Yummy.

Yeah, look at me with those pretty eyes while you suck it.

You're so romantic.

You're so romantic while I suck your cock.

Are you trying to put it deep in my mouth?

Yeah, put it way down there.

That's so f***ing good baby!

I wanna fuckkkk.

Let's f***. Let's f***.

I love that f***ing hair!

You wanna see that booty?

F*** yeah. Come here.

Yeah, looks so f***ing good!

You feel so f***ing tight.

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