Lost and Found Page #3

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Oh, real mature, Meg!

You see, when you resort to this, I win.

I win!

OK you win. I win.

Oh, just like that.

Sensitive. Yes always.

I don't want you to tease me too much.

Oh my gosh, it feels so good!

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop!

I win! You win.

So, is Bozley really...important to you?

Yeah. He's everything.

He's the only one that's ever been loyal.

He's never lied to me...cheated on me.

God I'm so neurotic!

It's just that after the divorce...it was tough.

I moved out here to get away from everybody.

Everyone except for Meg. You can't ever get away from Meg.

Oh...you mean...have you been like...

...dating anybody? No!

And don't ask me why not.

If one more person asks me I swear I'm going to scream. Understood.

Buy why not? I feel like used merchandise.

Used merchandise? You're not used merchandise!

At most...you're experienced.

OK. That might not have sounded right, but you know what I mean.

My friend Meg says I have guilt issues.

That until I learn to forgive others, I won't ever forgive myself.

But she says a lot of things. She's crazy.

Anyway. Enough about me, what's your story?

My story?

Well, I can some that up in about 12 words.

I was born..

I work in a cubicle.

And one day I'll die.

Minus the "and", that will make it 13.

True romantic.

But seriously though...no family?

No kids? No dreams?

Yeah dreams, but the whole family thing, it just...

It starts out like, you meet a nice girl...

...I mean the right girl, whatever.

I'm just never good at that.

Talking to girls, meeting girls...

...I really just...haven't met the right girl yet.

That's sweet.

Assuming, it's not just a come on.

It's not just a come on.

But, I really do envy you.

I had a dream once.

For 2 years I felt like I was failing...

...trying to grab onto something solid.

Boz is what kept me together.

It's getting a little late. The sun is starting to go down.

Think maybe we should call it a night?

You think? He's not supposed to be by himself after dark.

I'm sure he's fine. It's not like...

I'm sure somebody's found him by now.

Probably wandered into somebody's back yard...

...nestled up in a blanket somewhere.

He probably just had a full belly of food and he's ready to sleep.

No, here look.

Let's just make some fliers tomorrow.

Let's meet up have a coffee or something and then start putting them up around the neighborhood.

I like that.

Yeah? Alright.

Well, um...

Thanks. Yeah.

See you tomorrow.

Jen! I hope Boz is still lost because I made the posters!

How did you get in here?

Did I leave the door unlocked?

I drew Boz as a character to exaggerate his features to make him a little bit cuter.

You know people are more likely to return cute dogs than ugly dogs.

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