Lost and Found Page #2

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That is terrible!

That's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard!

I don't know about that.

Remember peanut butter chili fries?

No, dude, no.

Come here. Bye baby.

See you later.

Get away from these crazies, huh?

Huh. Peanut butter chili fries were pretty bad.

Looks like you're going to be staying with me tonight.

At least for a little while.

Don't look all excited or anything.

Let's go.

She wasn't home.

I'm not doing it.

Boz!

Bozzie! Mama's home.

Boz.

Bozzie. C'mere.

Bozzie.

Boz, where are you?

Boz!

Bozzie!

Where are you? Boz! This isn't funny!

Bozley, where are you?

Boz!

Bozley, come on!

Boz!

[Phone rings]

Boz!

Hello.

Hey, Jennie, I almost forgot to tell you.

Boz is gone!

I looked all over the house!

...in the backyard...everywhere! I can't find him!

Well honey, do you want us to circle back?

No. It's OK. I'll go ask neighbors, I guess.

Well if you don't find him, I'll help you post fliers.

I'll even design them for you.

I have some awesome ideas.

Um...OK.

OK. Well I know you'll love them.

Dude c'mon. What are you doing?

[Doorbell]

What?

Jen! Remember.

The plan dude.

Steve! Steve!

Damn it.

OK. OK. Here goes.

OK. You got this. You got this.

What's up Jen?

My Bozley, he's gone!

I've been running around asking all the neighbors. Nobody's seen him.

OK. Well just calm down. Everything's going to be OK.

No! It's not OK!

He's not just my baby!

He's a valuable dog.

Somebody might have kidnapped him.

He's not a puppy anymore.

He's only 4. But in dog-years, it's like late 20's.

Oh my gosh! I don't know what I'm gonna do!

Jennifer. What?!

What?!

What?! What is it?

If you want I can help you out.

Find him. The Bozley. The dog.

You know, put out fliers.

Ask around the neighborhood.

Do you want me to help you find him?

What do you think?

Cubism crossed with abstract expressionism.

Just a hint of ransom note.

It's a poster for Jen's missing dog.

Oh! Contextual narrative!

So it's commentary on the desperate plight of the lost dogs in all of us?

How'd you think of that?

Jen's dog is really missing.

Oh! A real time inspiration.

No. I mean, she asked me to make these posters to put around town.

What? What is so funny?

Well, for starters, the info is barely legible.

That drawing looks nothing like Jen's dog.

I wanted to catch people's attention.

People will see it and try to read it.

Some of them will've seen Jen's dog and one of them will call her.

Jen's going to love...

Uhh. Shut up! What do you know?

You're an elitist art snob who can't appreciate art unless you put it into one of your -isms.

This is the post I write...

So this is the post I write...blah...blah...

Oh, real mature Meg!

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