Lost and Found Page #5

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You gonna go deep?

It's swallowing up your dick.

It's so beautiful!

I love making you come.

Oh my god!

Thank you.

I wanna tell you about the dog.

I can't let this go any longer.

What?! You can't quit now.

This is wrong! I like her so much and I'm lying to her!

The only thing that got me talking to her in the first place.

I really like this chick.

Good for you Dave.

Just give me the dog. Come on Boz, it's time to go home.

I can't let you do that Dave.

Come on seriously.

Seriously, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say to her?

Here's your dog I've been hiding from you for a few days while I helped you find it!

How's she gonna take that? Like how do you think that's gonna work?

Good luck with that 'bro.

Damnit you're right.

You know...I knew you were a great guy when I met you.

Yeah. Yeah. How'd you know that?

Because Boz liked you.

Boz only likes good people.

He hated my ex.

Even though he was a Christmas present from the bastard.

You know I'm not that good of a guy.

You're right.

You're a great guy.

I have to tell you something.

What's that?

What's that?!

Oh!

Bozley! What is this?!

Uh, hey Jen!

We forgot to tell you that an hour ago, a couple of blocks away, we found...

...Boz wondering around.

...we thought...

Steve, it's over. Forget about it.

You. You were the one who took my dog?

It wasn't like that.

He wandered into our yard, and...

...You let me believe he was missing while you...!

...helped me look? It's not like that.

What kind of person does that?!

A bad one. I don't know.

What's wrong with you?!

Oh!!!

All of you! You're all deranged!

Don't ever contact me again!

Game over dude.

Of course you should be angry, Jen!

Furious!

I know, but the anger always turns into guilt.

Guilt?!

Roger, we can't expect you to understand.

Maybe Jen feels guilty for yelling at David.

I mean you have to admit what he did was pretty cute.

If you think so...

Look.

He turned out to be a great guy, right? And no harm came to Boz.

And you said it yourself. Boz liked him right?

You realize how crazy that sounds right?

You're saying that she should go by what the dog thinks?

And this guy lied to you from the very moment you met him. What kind of relationship you supposed to build out of that?

David? David?

David! You need to go outside.

You need to get out of the house.

Because your self pity...is stinking up the place.

I can't. I'm helping Steve.

Damn straight!

No. You need to go out tonight.

Because I need to air out this house.

Because it reeks of depression!

Get up! Get out of the house!

Sissy's in here.

Oh! That's right.

Do you come here often?

What?

I said, do you come here often? I've never seen you before.

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