Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, The Page #5

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Shut up.

The way I work this thing,

you'd think I knew something about it.

[POPPlNG]

NARRATOR:
On August 19th, Rocky was

brought before Judge Hugo Straight...

...in Superior Court Number 5,

State of Illinois.

Has the defendant been read his rights?

Eh, I read him his rights, Your Honor,

didn't l, Clancy?

He surely did, Your Honor,

didn't he, O'Hara?

Aye, he did.

I myself heard it, didn't you, Bugs?

[lN lRlSH ACCENT]

Aye, that I did.

I read him every right

the rascal had coming, didn't l, Clancy?

Oh, that's just it, lad. You certainly did.

Didn't he, O'Hara?

All right. All right already.

Does the defendant have anything to say

before I pronounce sentence?

One moment. I want to present

to the court a writ of habeas corpus...

...a writ of corpus delicti

and a writ of ad nauseam...

...charging that my client is deprived

of his rights of ipso facto...

...Iux et veritas

and e pluribus unum.

And I insist on his immediate release...

...under the precedence

set by Section 8, Paragraph 95...

...of Rogers v. Semper Fidelis.

Case dismissed.

Thank you.

[ROCKY CHUCKLES]

NARRATOR:
It wasn't long before Rocky

was up to his old tricks again.

[ALARM RlNGlNG]

All right, Mugsy, step on the gas.

Come back here, dimwit.

Wait for me, stupid. Stop.

NARRATOR:
Agent Mess lost track

of Rocky's new hideout.

Then an event took place

that aroused his interest.

[HEN CLUCKlNG]

Jumping juniper, what's all the rumpus?

[HENS CLUCKlNG]

Jumping juniper, a golden egg.

Twenty-four-karat solid gold.

I'm rich. I'm rich.

Who's responsible? Who's responsible?

Who did this?

Uh, I know who it was. It was me.

But I'm no fool.

I know what happened to the goose

that laid the golden egg.

Well, come on now, don't be bashful.

Who did it?

Oh, I know who did it.

He did it.

[HENS CLUCKlNG]

Okay, so I laid an egg.

ROCKY:

"Worth a fortune to owner."

Hey, that's better

than the numbers racket.

Hey, boys.

We're going in the poultry business.

NARRATOR:
Agent Mess figured that

this was just the sort of inducement...

... that would lure Rocky out of hiding.

But- But- But I don't wanna sell him.

They talked me into it.

Say, what's going on around here?

What's the big idea?

All right, duck, make with a golden egg.

Egg, shmeg, I can't lay no egg.

I said, lay an egg, duck.

Oh, heh-heh, well, you see,

I can't lay no egg just anywhere.

I'm an artist.

I've gotta have atmosphere,

beautiful surroundings.

Yeah?

Okay, boys, make with the atmosphere.

Now, this is more like it.

Cut it.

All right, duck, about that egg.

Oh, yeah, the egg.

A little later on, possibly.

I'm not in the mood right now.

- Nick.

- Okay, boss.

[DAFFY PANTlNG]

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