Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, The Page #6

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It was ghastly.

The deck just seemed to lift up

under my feet.

Then I was in the water.

Black oily water.

I struggled.

Okay, duck, no more stalling, see.

You got just five minutes

to lay that egg or:

[lMlTATES GUNSHOTS]

Well, I'll see what I can do,

but I gotta have privacy.

I never lay eggs in public.

Okay, duck.

But remember...

...five minutes.

Four minutes.

[THUD]

[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]

Your laundry, sir.

Three minutes.

[CLOCK TlCKlNG]

Two minutes.

[CLOCK TlCKlNG]

[CLOCK CHlMlNG]

No egg?

[GULPS]

Uh-uh.

ROCKY:

So long, pal.

[STAMMERlNG]

[GUNSHOT]

Huh?

That just goes to show you...

...you don't know what you can do

till you got a gun against your head.

Well, toodles. See you around.

Just a minute, duck.

Fill them up.

[WHlSTLE BLOWS]

[COPS CHATTERlNG]

[DAFFY PANTlNG]

COP 1:

We had you pegged all the time.

COP 2:

Thought you could get away with it, eh?

Is there anything

we can get for you, old chap?

Yes, get me a proctologist right away.

NARRATOR:

The headlines proclaimed...

...a loophole in the law

had freed Rocky again.

BUGS:
Extra, read all about it:

Tweety Bird missing.

Bird gets the bird.

Read all about it: Million-dollar bird gone.

NARRATOR:
Mess swore Sylvester in

as a special agent...

... to snoop around the back alleys

of the underworld...

... for signs of the missing Tweety.

Oh, ow! Ooh, ooh! Ow! Ooh, ooh!

MAN [ON RADlO]:

Police authorities believe...

... Tweety Bird is being held for ransom

by the notorious Rocky and his gang.

And if you are listening to

this broadcast, Rocky, remember:

[lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE]

Don 't hurt the bird.

- T urn that off, Nick.

- Okay, Rocky, anything you say.

Those bad old gangsters.

Nasty old kidnappers.

I wonder where someone would

go about hiding a kidnapped bird.

[TWEETlNG]

Say, that must be

the missing kidnappee...

...and where there's a kidnappee,

the kidnappers must be close by.

Oh, goody, goody.

Look at that nice pussycat

trying to save me.

Hey, boss, I thought I saw a pussycat.

You did, you did see a pussycat.

[CRASH]

I slipped.

Oh! Oh, there you are, p*ssy.

Oh, hide me, hide me, quick.

Here, hide here.

They'll never find you in here.

Oh, thank you.

Not so hard.

NlCK:

Hey, Rocky, the bird's gone.

He must be out here some place.

Okay, pussycat, where is it, the bird?

Oh, yeah?

Search the pussycat, Nick.

NlCK:

Okay, boss.

[SYLVESTER YELLlNG]

SYLVESTER:

No.

Okay, bird, the jig is up.

Hey, boss, this is all I could find.

Okay, cat, get your package and scram.

[EXPLOSlON]

You dirty guys.

[SlRENS WAlLlNG]

COP:

Okay, Rocky, open up now. We gotcha.

Cheese it, the cops. Hide the bird, quick.

[BANGlNG ON DOOR]

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