Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, The Page #4

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Dirty.

[TRAlN WHlSTLE BLOWlNG]

Five-fifteen?

I'll take care of you later.

I gotta catch a train.

And rob it.

Get back there, rabbit.

I'm a-gonna rob that train.

And I'm gonna save that train.

If you don't get back,

I'll blast you at the count of five.

One, two, three, four-

You stupid horse.

Get a-going.

Now, this time,

I'm only gonna count to three.

One, two-

You double-crossing rabbit,

you cut down your chances.

I'm only gonna count two

and then blast you.

One, two-

[SAM SCREAMS]

Hyah, hyah, hyah! Hyah, hyah, hyah!

Ha! This'll stop him.

You better stop your train, rabbit.

You better stop your train.

Well, I'm not stopping mine.

And I'm not stopping mine.

Oh, yeah?

We'll see who'll chicken out first.

[WHlSTLE BLOWlNG]

[WHlSTLES BLOWlNG]

Well, well, well,

look who just dropped in.

You must like it down here.

No, no, I hate it.

Oh, I am terribly disappointed in you.

However, I'm giving you

just one more chance.

Oh, no, you're not.

If you want him,

you can get him yourself.

I'm staying.

[LAUGHlNG]

BUGS:
Eh, the Roaring Twenties brought

on the cops-and-robbers movies...

...and audiences flocked into

the theaters to see their favorites.

FBI Agent Ness was brought in

to clean up the crime.

He became a public hero.

Friz Freleng decided

that whatever Ness could do...

...I could do better.

MAN:
From this point on,

you will have to be on your own.

You will be known to the department

as Elegant Mess.

BUGS:
Then I went ahead

and made a Ness of myself.

Taxi.

Look, fellas,

how many times do I have to tell you?

I haven't got a cold.

Heh-heh-heh. This is fun, Rocky.

NARRATOR:

In the wee hours of the morning...

...the mobsters' car was seen driving

out to the pier at Lake Michigan.

They drove away figuring they had

disposed of Mess permanently...

...but they had not figured

on his ingenuity.

The boys decided to throw a party

celebrating Rocky's birthday...

...and the removal of Agent Mess.

Among those attending

were Jack "Legs " Rhinestone...

...Baby Face Half-Nelson,

Pizza-Puss Lasagna...

...Pistol-Nose Pringle...

...and Teeth Malloy.

Rocky, we want to present to you

a token of our esteem.

Hi, suckers.

Who's the broad?

She's some looker, eh, Rocky?

Oh, what happened, Rocky?

You bonehead.

You know, you're a lucky broad.

I like you.

Stop the music.

Stop. Stop the music.

Stop the music.

Turn on the light, Mugsy.

Turn it off, quick.

You lunkhead.

Now, you get over here

and I'll turn on the light.

Then let him have it.

MUGSY:

Okay, Rocky.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[MACHlNERY WHlRRlNG]

Gee, this is fun, Rocky.

Just like in the amusement park.

ROCKY:

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