Little Bitches Page #5

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f***ing eyes peeled.

Because this party could be

anywhere and nowhere

at the same time.

Why don't we just let

these kids have their moment?

This is my moment.

Okay?

It smells like asparagus.

Kid, did you piss yourself?

I'm sorry.

We can't keep holding this kid

for texting and walking,

which isn't a crime.

His parents could sue us.

They could sue us.

Your parents gonna sue me?

Oh, t-they won't sue.

They're dentists.

They just...

Just let me go.

They're dentists, huh?

Yeah.

That's a good thing.

They're gonna have

to fix your teeth

when I blow them out

of your head.

Oh, sh*t.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me show you something.

Know what this is?

It's a handgun.

Put a f***ing hole

in your chest.

Not on purpose.

Where is the party?

Seems like...

Where's the party?

...unnecessary intimidation.

I'm gonna be honest.

I'm gonna be upfront.

I'm, like, usually the last guy

to hear about

this sort of thing.

Uh, like,

I probably wouldn't even go

if I knew where it was.

You know, parties,

they're kind of intimidating.

They scare me.

You're intimidating.

I see through

this kid's bullshit.

He doesn't... yeah?

He's a liar, okay?

He may be a dork

and a skinny, little p*ssy

who never gets his dick wet,

but I know he knows

where the party is.

You know where it is, don't you?

You're withholding

information from officers.

Know what that is?

A f***ing felony.

Not in this case. It isn't.

It's a felony.

Know where you'll end up?

I'm gonna go to jail.

"I'm gonna go to jail."

Not jail, prison.

You're not a little b*tch.

They're gonna eat you alive.

They're not.

They're gonna eat your lunch

and your a**hole.

Oh, god.

That's what they do.

I think that we should

let him be a student.

We're gonna get you out

in just one second.

Hey, hey, hey.

Look, a group of fives there.

Sounds disrespectful.

What do you think?

I'm gonna talk to the fat one.

Fat ones

always leak information.

I'm gonna interrogate

these broads.

I don't think that's necessary.

All right.

Do you hear that?

That's the pace they're

gonna f*** you in prison.

All right.

Oh, Jesus.

F***, f***, f***.

Dick in your butt.

And it never stops.

Hey, ladies!

Let's have a chat.

Come here.

Stop right there.

Let's get you out of here,

brother. Come on.

Dude, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry about all this.

That guy is...

Uh, if you can believe it,

he's my boss.

And I think he's a legitimate

psychopath, so...

Ah, I think my left boob

deflated a bit.

Like, I was feeling my tits

this morning.

And it just feels way smaller

than my right.

I mean, I think that's normal.

One's also normally bigger

than the other.

Really?

Yeah.

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