Little Bitches

Synopsis: A group of friends vow to open their college acceptance letters at the same time during the big end-of-year party.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nick Kreiss
Production: Aversano Films
86 min

Can't believe we brought them,


This is crazy stuff.

Can you guys just trust me?

I've been planning

this all year.

Why are you laughing?

It's not funny.

Okay, you're not cute.

You're disgusting.

Guys, let's never be like that.


Let's just be us.

We're so cool as we are.

I love me.

Man, last year, when

the senior girls caught freshmen

they made them

deep-throat bananas.


Like, unpeeled?

Yes, unpeeled bananas.

Down their throat,

scraping those throats.


It's so deep.

I could do, like, peeled though.

That would... that would,

like, be sexy.

Like, mushy.

Sexy? No, no.

I don't know.

Dude, I can't believe

we're doing this.

We're like the three Amigos.

We're like Charlie's Angels

or TLC.

Oh, my god. Dude, I always

wanted to be left eye.

I love that you said that.

Rest in peace, my nigga.

Ninja warrior for life.

No, she can say it.

I said it. I can.

Let's send these

bitches off right.

God, I'm tired of their shit.

Let's do this.

No. What?

No, no, no.

They're gonna destroy us.

No, when they caught

the freshmen,

the entire year,

they did this to them:

Is that a blow job?

Yes, blow job.

They do that.

Right. For sure. That's so

humiliating for that to be...

Oh, god.

We're gonna be fine.

Stick to the plan.

We're gonna stay low,

hide behind parked cars.

Keep up the pace.

Okay, Annie?

I have to fart, but I feel

like I might shit myself.

Hold it in.

I'm gonna hold it in.

You don't wanna ruin that

with a poop stain.

You keep that in there.

I'll try.

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

I think we just

found this year's


bitches, bitches.

Are you ready, bitches?

I've asked you so many times

not to do that.

Hey, Sarah.

I'm Marisa.

For sure.

Uh, I know we just met, but I...

I have a question.

Before or after this is halfway

down your throat?

I'm gonna ask before.


Um, congratulations.

You guys obviously

got into unis, but...


But what's up with state?

Did you aim high

and fall a little short?

Or was that the plan?

Of course I wanted to go.

My parents went to state.

Their parents went to state,

and their parents went.

It's really well-known.

Yeah, I'm a legacy there.

No, yeah, totally.

God, I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to, like,

offend you.

Banana blow job, bitches.

I really don't

wanna blow a banana.

I have, like, three months'

worth of Adderall, ha, ha.

Would you want that?


Okay, well, you're gonna have

to catch it first, bitch.

F*ck you, hos!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god. Annie!

It wasn't even Adderall,

you guys.

It was fucking ibuprofen.

Oh, my god!

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

You got this, girl.

You got this.

It's gonna be okay.

Oh, that was so cool!

That was so fucking cool.

It was invigorating.

That was so cool.

I cannot believe we did that.

F*ck, yes.

We are such cool best friends.

What? Let's always

be this way.

Let's always be this cool

and this there for each other.

Oh, my god.


Dude, in our senior year,

we're not gonna do

any of that bullshit

either, okay?

And I think we should open

our college acceptance letters

together at the end

of that stupid party.



That's a great idea.

That's amazing.

It'd be so meaningful.

It's dope, I like it.

Right? Aw.


You know what it's time for?

I know what you're gonna say.

You're gonna say, like,

"a group hug"?

It's time for a group hug.

Is it group hug time, Annie?

Group hug.

Get in here.

I love you guys.

Grandma, is this new?

Yes, indeed-y.

And it is fire.

Went to the pharmacy Friday.

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