Little Bitches Page #3

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a culture, gangster sh*t.

You're on the pulse.

I'm sorry, what?

Like you know what's up

before it's up.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, you can call me hip.

Got it.

Yeah, that's exactly it.

One hundred, one hundred.

Right, yeah. I dig.

Good for you.

We're just trying to figure out

where the party is tonight.

Oh, yeah, me too.

I asked some dude.

He just called me a boner.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm not...

I'm not mad at him.

Not tripping.

I laugh at bullies, you know?

That's so cool.

Annie's status is "sometimes

my feet smell and my nose runs.

Does that mean

I was built upside down?"

Ugh. Sometimes

she's so stupid,

I think we should

worry about her,

but then I'm like, "nah."

That is so stupid.

It doesn't even make sense.

Like, I don't even get it.

Kelly, I cannot believe

you used to be friends

with those girls.

Yeah, it was a while ago.

You're so much better than them.

I mean, look at them.

They're so ugly

and kind of dusty-looking.

Seriously, Kelly,

how have you not told anyone

where you're going to college?

People are, like,

getting pissed.

You girls gonna be around

this summer?

Yes. Yeah.

Both of us will be.

I will be. She will be.

Both of us.

I'm... I'm

chilling too.

I'd love to hang...

Hang out, if you guys are down.

Sweet. I wanna hang.

I love food.

Me too.

- Sweet, sounds awesome.

- Definitely.

Great. Cool.

Great.

I'm, uh,

I'm gonna roll out, guys.

Sweet.

Awesome.

Good talking to you.

Likewise. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I went for another one.

She is so f***ing gangster.

I can't even.

Later.

Annie, dude!

He's got f***ing skinny legs.

You know what they say about

guys with skinny legs.

What do they say?

Big old d*cks.

Really?

Yeah.

Do you think he has a big dick?

I don't know, man.

I wonder if it has

lots of veins in it.

D*cks have veins?

You haven't applied to

a single college, Marisa.

Yeah.

You literally think you're

too cool for school,

what, 'cause

your parents got divorced?

Everyone's parents get divorced.

We all know you went to go live

with your mom for two years.

Okay, you're back now,

and you're mine.

You wanna know

what I did in high school?

Yes. Please.

Tell me.

I gained 60 pounds in 12 days.

What?

Okay, the doctors were stunned.

I was on the evening news,

which was kind of great.

Listen, you have

to go to college, okay?

You don't have any skills.

Okay. Thanks.

Let me guess, you're gonna start

going by the name "tangerine"?

Start writing,

like, a feminist blog?

Get out of my... go!

Get out of my office.

What...?

Get out!

Really?

No, don't actually go.

Just stay but listen.

Keep your panties on, tangerine.

We've got a couple

of lessons to learn.

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