Life Stinks Page #4

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They jumped me.

Ha! Big mistake.

Nobody messes with MoIIy.

I grabbed that big guy.

Mean Victor. by the apricots...

and I twisted. and I twisted.

and I twisted.

-Know what I mean?

-I do. I know what you mean.

Good. This is my pIace.

I Live aIone.

-You still here?

-I don't have any shoes.

Who are you? What are you doin'

down here anyway?

It's compIicated.

Don't teII me.

I don't want to know.

-What are you. about a 9 1 /2 D?

-Yes. exactIy.

Yes! I'm never wrong.

Come here. Come here.

Stop Looking over my shoulder.

Sit down!

Not--are you stupid?

That's the bedroom.

Sit in the den.

The den.

Excuse me.

Just where would the den be?

You're in it. Sit.

Good.

Tens. CIose enough.

Here we go.

-Brown.

-What?

Oh. nothing. nothing.

They're fine. They're just fine.

Thank you. Thank you.

Now. Look. I got work to do.

Disappear.

Excuse me. would there be

a pIace around here...

that I could get

something to eat?

Yeah. Going through the garbage

or going to the mission.

Where would I find the mission?

Hey. what do I Look Like.

a tour gulde?

I'll find it myseIf.

You're never gonna find it.

You're going

in the wrong direction.

He's hopeIess.

Wait. Let me cover my cans.

I'm going there myseIf.

I'll show you.

I saved your Iife.

I saved your feet.

This is your Last heIp.

This means a Iot to us.

God bIess you.

Could I have a Little more?

Just one more.

Thank you.

Hey. Pepto!

-Pepto?

-Yeah. that's me.

Come sit with us. Over here.

Come on. There are

two empty seats over there.

Hey. Pepto. I see you met MoIIy.

Hi. MoIIy. How you doing?

-You two know each other?

-Oh. yeah. We're old paIs.

I reIieved myseIf on him

this morning...by mistake.

See? Still unused.

Pepto. I'd Like you

to say hello to my friend Fumes.

Howdy.

Man. oh. man! Stewed stew.

-You get it?

-I get it.

I'm gonna get some bread.

Anybody want anything?

-Yeah. Get me some whoIe wheat.

-ALL right. baby.

Excuse me.

I hate to be so impulsive...

but you have a Little bit

of corn right on your cheek.

Oh. thanks. Is it gone?

No. you've moved it up

to your cheekbone.

Is it gone?

It's right in the bridge

of your nose now.

Did I get it?

Yeah. you got it.

Here you go. MoIIy. ALL right.

Hey. man.

You got a piece of corn

on your face.

Anybody finished here?

-I am.

-Thank you.

Thanks. Pops.

Pops ain't gonna be around Iong.

-His eIevens are up.

-What?

His eIevens.

Look at the back of his neck.

See them two cords sticking out?

They make Like an eIeven.

Once they're up. that's it.

He's a goner.

Oh. boy.

Maybe he'll come back in

the world as something better.

PersonaIIy. when I die.

I'd Like to come back as a bird.

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