Life Stinks Page #3

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I need sheIter.

I'm sorry.

We're cIosed. my son.

But I haven't eaten all day.

I need food.

We'll be open

in the morning. my son.

You don't understand.

I don't have a pIace to sIeep.

I'm tired--very tired. Very.

Please. Please Iet me in.

Now Iisten!

You're waking everybody up!

Now you get out of here.

or I'll call the poIice!

My son.

Oh. my God.

God.

-Hey!

-Jeez! You scared me!

I didn't know

anybody was under there.

I aIways go here.

I thought I saw someone...

but then I thought it was

a frigment of my imagination.

Why don't you Look first?

Yeah. you're right.

You're right. Sorry.

You aImost hit me.

That's disgusting.

It is?

Yes. it is! Why don't you

use a handkerchief?

Handkerchief?

I ain't got a handkerchief.

I don't think

I ever had a handkerchief.

Here. take this.

Gee. thanks. Nobody down here

ever gives you nothing.

You're all right.

What are you doing?

-''P-e-p-t-o. Pepto.''

-What?

It's hard to read backwards.

but that's what it says.

You must have sIept

on a Pepto-BismoI box.

See?

-Yeah.

-Don't rub it off. It's nice.

It's a nice name. Pepto.

I'm SaiIor.

Everybody calls me SaiIor

'cause I was nearly in the navy.

That's nice.

They wouldn't take me 'cause

they said I had pIeuriIsy.

Very nice meeting you.

-Good-bye.

-Bye-bye. Nice to see you.

-I just gave you a handkerchief.

-Yeah. but it's got initiaIs.

You can't bIow snot in initiaIs.

-See you.

-Yeah. See you.

Excuse me. I wonder...

could you teII me where

I could get something to eat?

Don't ask me. I don't know where

my next meaI's coming from.

Get the hell out of here!

I told all you goddamn bums!

I don't want you

hanging around here!

You gonna make it Look

Like a Iow-cIass pIace!

Give to a poor bIind man.

Man. don't even think about it.

Good morning. sir.

Get away from my car!

What are you doing?

Just cIeaning

your windshieId. sir.

CIeaning my windshieId?

You made it worse.

-There. That better?

-Oh. wonderful.

-Can I have a dollar. Please?

-Get away! The Light is green.

My hand! Wait! Wait! I'm caught!

Wait! Stop! Forget the dollar!

A penny.

-Excuse me.

-What do you want?

-I want to get past.

-You want to get past?

He wants to get past.

Get past.

Come on. get past. get past.

Hurry! Get his shoes!

-Hey! What the--

-Get his shoes.

He's kicking. Choke him.

HeIp! HeIp! HeIp!

You no-good scumbags!

You stay away from here!

Those dirty bastards!

Thank you.

I didn't do that for you.

Those pigs invaded my territory.

I'm very territoriaI.

Yeah. I noticed that.

Gee. they would have kiIIed me

just for my shoes.

They're animaIs!

They tried that on me

when I first came down here.

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