Life Partners Page #5
annoying Erin Brockovich?
"These are my b*obs, Ed."
That's not the quote. Yes, it is.
I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm pretty sure it's not the quote.
It is so.
Well, anyway, I found a life-size
cardboard Julia Roberts on eBay,
and I'm gonna glue
Paige's face on it...
and throw her a little
surprise party tomorrow. Oh!
Are you guys free? Totally.
Actually, I was supposed
to have a date with this girl...
who's been writing me online
but then she... she just told me she got
back together with her ex-girlfriend,
so that's awesome.
It's like...
Yes, I'm free. I'm free.
Great. Okay.
So, 8:
00 at my place?Hey, Sasha. Mm-hmm.
That chick with the purple dick
You should go sword fight her.
Oh. Uh, I think I need like five
Jen, I think we have a drink.
Do we not?
- Here you go.
- Here we go. Kick it down. Drink it.
I just found that, by the way.
She didn't, I swear.
Now, go sword fight.
Will you please
stop saying "sword fight"?
Only when you sword fight her.
Sword fight! Sword fight!
Sword fight! All right.
If either of you put this on
YouTube, you're dead to me.
I accept this duel.
Yeah! Whoo!
Oh, sh*t. It's 1:00.
I gotta go walk my dog.
Mmm.
I know that
I was drunk last night,
but I don't remember
seeing a dog.
No. He lives with my ex.
She and I just share custody.
D-Do I hear someone
in your house?
Oh. Yeah. My mom just got home.
- Hi, Mama!
- Hi, sweetheart!
Oh, I thought
this was your house.
I wish.
I'm still in school.
Please tell me
that you are not early,
because I'm so not ready yet.
Actually... Don't kill me, but can
we reschedule Top Model night?
Tim just surprised me.
He wants to take me out to dinner
to celebrate me winning the case.
He even sent a car
to pick me up.
Wow. I know.
I'm sure he saw it in a movie, but I
don't even care. How sweet is he?
Yeah, that's really cute.
I know. But I feel so
bad for bailing on you.
No. Oh, my God. No, don't.
That... Don't be silly.
That... That's what DVR is for.
Okay, thank you so much.
I love you.
I love you.
Hey. Hi.
Sorry. How creepy was that
that I sent a car for you...
and I wasn't in it?
I had to work late. Wanted you to be
able to celebrate and not have to drive.
I can't believe you did that.
Oh. Well, thank you.
Oh, yeah. It's cool, right?
I guess they do
this whole local organic thing.
Yeah. Okay. Good.
Yeah, I'll put our names in.
Uh, we have a reservation, but...
What?
Why are you freaking out?
Usually with guys
I have to do everything.
I have to pick the restaurant,
make the reservation,
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