Life Partners Page #4

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Why didn't you tell me

Tim was gonna be here?

I didn't know

until like an hour ago.

He called me on his way home from

work, and I thought it'd be real fun.

Well, I wish you

would have warned me...

because then I wouldn't

have... worn pajama pants...

with a hole in the dick.

You're wearing makeup and real clothes.

You look pretty.

The guy is wearing a braided belt.

He's not judging.

And he knows we're

watching Top Model, right?

Yeah. He's never seen it before.

How fun is this gonna be?

My mom was my rock,

and she, you know,

gave me strength.

Wait, now, didn't her

mom abandon her?

Yes, but it's complicated.

I know that...

Okay, now, what does a tea

ceremony have to do with modeling?

Just watch it, and I'll

explain it to you later.

Okay. I'm gonna remember this when

I'm making you watch Lebowski.

You've never seen Big Lebowski?

Thank you.

I've seen the first half of it.

The first half?

It's actually pretty funny.

"Do you see what

happens, Larry?" What?

"Do you see what happens...

when you f*** a

stranger in the ass?"

Oh, right.

That's from the movie.

Okay.

Now, those two

are sisters, right?

Um, which two?

That one and the, uh... Wait.

They're not showing her.

Okay, wait. That one and

then that one right there.

Actually, they hate each other

'cause they're both Latinas,

and they know that one Latina's

gonna get eliminated soon.

Ah. I see.

Well, they're both hot. Right, Sasha?

That is your type.

See? Muy caliente.

I told Tim that you went out

with that Cuban girl recently.

Yeah.

Ah.

I mean, I don't... I don't

even remember how it came up.

Yeah, we were talking about people who

were living at home with their parents.

Oh, yeah. And I may have told Tim...

Yeah.

That you went out with, like, three

girls recently that live at home.

Oh.

Wow. You told Tim

a lot about me.

I'm sorry. Was that a secret?

Mm-mmm.

It's fine. Totally.

Oh. Sasha. Yeah?

I just wanna make sure

that you can drive home safely.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Is Tim staying over?

Honestly, I don't... I mean,

whatever you wanna do.

I... I... I... I don't...

I'm... I don't wanna...

I don't have to work that early.

Oh. Yeah. I... I don't

wanna assume anything.

Hey. I'm sorry I'm late. I had

to use the copier at work.

I don't think you've ever

stayed late at work.

I didn't do it for the company.

I did it for the copier.

I'm making a little

something for Paige.

She won her first big case

at work today.

Oh, yea! Good for her!

That's awesome.

Some factory was dumping sludge near

a school, and she had it shut down.

Oh, f*** that factory. God, Paige

makes me feel like such a bad person.

I know. Isn't she so like

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