Life Partners Page #6

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pick everybody up,

order the wine.

I wonder why those relationships

didn't last. Geez.

Your table's ready.

Okay, thanks. Come on.

Is this too Ellen Page?

No. But it is the boys' section.

Oh.

I wish Tim would wear

stuff like this.

It would look so cute on him.

Oh. Guess he just

likes message tees.

Did I tell you

about his shirt...

that says "Pizza Slut"

in the Pizza Hut logo?

Did you see this?

This is so you.

Oh, it's cute, but can you

really wear a jumper after 30?

What are you talking about?

We're not even 29.

Yeah, but we're

both about to be.

I don't think there's

a cutoff for jumpers, dude.

Okay, I just think

there is for some clothes.

You know when you see an older woman and

she's wearing striped knee socks...

and carrying a backpack

and still dyeing her hair red?

She just seems, like, sad,

like she's a sad person.

Yeah, well, I still don't think

there's a cutoff for jumpers.

Picture a 55-year-old

wearing a jumper.

Okay. I'll give you that.

That is sad.

My cutoff is 54.

I mean...

Where's the money, Lebowski?

So good. I want that

money, Lebowski.

Mmm.

Oh. You don't have to pause it.

No, no, no. I don't want

you to miss anything.

Okay.

Oh.

Missed it.

Sasha is with this girl.

Okay. That's... That's...

She's going back to her house.

It's so funny. It's so good.

This chick is really cute.

How do you know?

She sent a picture.

Oh. You wanna see it?

You guys do that a lot.

Is it annoying?

No, but this is, uh,

my favorite movie,

and I did watch the movie about the

blind girl riding horses... for you.

Wild Hearts Can't be Broken

is a classic.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Oh. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna turn it off, okay?

No, no, no, no. You don't

have to turn it off.

No, no, no, no. No. No. No. I'm

turning it off. I turned it off.

In the drawer. Huh? Fine.

What do you think about that? Fine.

Still not off, but fine.

I... I'll take it. I'll take it.

I'll take it.

- It's in the drawer.

- Shh.

I mean, just because my car technically hit

his car does not mean that it's my fault.

No. He was blocking your driveway.

That's your house.

Yeah, what am I supposed to do,

not leave my home?

Ridiculous. I... I think

you should appeal it.

You're right. I should. It's like a

matter of principle at this point.

Absolutely.

Do not pay that a**hole.

You're right. I won't. F*** that guy.

F*** him.

I'll have the chicken

salad on the croissant.

Hi. I'll have the ham and Gruyre

on rye, please. Thank you.

Oh, yum. That looks good.

How are things with Tim?

How's that going?

Really good. Couple of

months in, no obvious flaws.

Mmm. I mean, there's

one, but it's dumb.

What is that?

Well, he's not

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