Lavalantula Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2015
- 83 min
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Wyatt.
Great. He just walked
out of the house.
What's with that kid?
He doesn't listen
anymore.
Tell him the freeway's
a parking lot.
I'm gonna get there
as soon as I can.
You know what?
You tell him.
Colton West is
in the news again.
Why are you
on TV?
According to
law enforcement sources,
nineties movie star and
action hero Colton West
was booked last night
in Santa Monica
on charges of aggravated assault
and resisting arrest.
I guess that's one way to get
yourself back in the public eye.
What kind of trouble
are you in now?
I don't know, honey.
I really don't know.
You know what?
I don't care.
Goodbye, Colton.
Whoa.
Did you feel that?
Whoa!
We're having an earthquake.
Yeah, honey,
are you okay?
Olivia, are you okay?
Whoa!
You see that?!
Everybody
take cover!
Aah!
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on, answer.
Answer.
Reports are pouring in
of an unprecedented
geological event
occurring in Los Angeles.
How 'bout biological?
How 'bout volcanic,
you moron?
This is
a freaking apocalypse!
In a follow-up story,
the Malibu bar fight
who was made famous
by his role as the Red Rocket
and made famous the expression,
"Nice" anything.
Nice nose.
Nice tattoo. Yah!
Nice tentacle.
Eyewitnesses are now
coming forward
to say that Colton West
was in fact
trying to be a peacemaker.
If that in fact is the case,
then this reporter
has one thing to say.
Nice job.
We interrupt this program
The earthquakes
that have been shaking
the L.A. basin
the last few minutes
are in fact tied
to a volcanic eruption
near the Sepulveda Pass.
Now, this would be
an unprecedented volcanic event
that--Okay.
Why is there
still no Internet?
Damn it!
You get Colton
on the phone yet?
No. It keeps going
to voice mail.
You guys
have to see this.
One of my friends
just sent this to me.
Yeah, that's great.
My kid has
that app, too.
Take a video
of anything,
you can nuke it,
alien invade it,
smash it
with a meteor.
What?
He's already killed
the neighbor's cat
30 times.
Oh, my God!
That was a big one,
you guys.
I think
we should go home.
I think
you're right.
That's a first.
Now!
Okay.
Son of a--
Spiders.
Did the spiders come?
Have you seen
the spiders?
Why didn't you tell me
about the bar fight?
The bar--bar fight
was nothing!
Nothing?
What--
It's all over the news.
"Colton West
is in trouble again."
Did Arni bail you out?
None of that matters.
Nothing matters.
What matters
is you're okay.
Thank God, honey,
you're okay.
You're not gonna believe
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