Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Page #4
" Swingin" the chain
Swingin" the-- " Huh?
Well, you must be quite a fiighter
to make it past my cow.
What is it you want?
Evil Betty,
I"ve come to fiinish something
I should"ve done years ago.
Remember these?
Well, you"ve grown.
I thought you
looked familiar.
Sorry, I didn"t recognize you
without crap in your pants.
for this day.
I spanked you as a baby.
Ill spank you now, b*tch !
- Good luck.
- Wait !
You mustn"t !
You are not ready !
- Who are you?
- Ling"s father. Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee !
- Oh, dear.
- No one man can defeat Betty.
When you girls are done kissing,
Ive got some ass kicking for you !
I have to avenge
my family !
- Ohh !
At that moment,
the Chosen One learned
a valuable lesson about iron claws.
- They hurt like crap, man !
Chosen One ! Oh !
Shirt ripper !
Chosen One was clearly not ready.
He should have listened
to that one-boobed chick.
Hmm !
Water... everywhere !
Uuh ! All over me !
I"m... getting... wet !
Uuh ! i'm falling !
You're falling !
We"re falling !
A whale !
Mm-mm. Hmm.
Mmm, memento !
Huuh, Chosen One,
I am sorry.
I'll get you some help.
i'll get you some help.
Let me know if you see
a Radio Shack.
Hmm.
-Once again.
- With feeling.
One... of us...
is wearing... a pushup bra.
it's lacy--
Master Tang, please help me.
- Im bleeding.
- Hey ! I remember you !
Just like old times !
- Ah, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi ! Rikki-Tikki !
- Too tight ! Stop hugging me !
- Where? Where does it hurt?
Oh, pretty much around
the big, bloody spot. Oh !
- Come inside. Ill get the Neosporin.
" Na na na na na "
" Neo "
" Na na na na na na na "
" Sporin "
Please, I"m dying.
You must listen to me.
I feel the Chosen One
may give up hope.
This must not happen.
The creature in his tongue,
although a little disturbing,
possess a great
supernatural power-r-r !
W-Without Tonguey,
the council is invincible.
They will come to Bettys aid.
Do you understand?
No.
I dont understand you.
- Aha !
- No. Don't do that. it hurts.
No, it"s good,
it"s good !
No, no, please.
I have a wound there.
Come on.
Don"t spoil everything.
This works for both of us,
huh?
Yeah-ahh !
The news of
your father weighs heavy on my heart.
Evidently, his wound
never closed up properly.
He gave his life for mine.
I"m so sorry, Ling.
He was my father
my entire life.
We were friends.
I loved him.
And now he"s dead--
except for his hair
and nails-- dead.
I don"t understand...
why people have to die.
Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh !
And now...
if-if I lose you--
Oh, man, I"m a little,
tiny, horny honey.
Mm.
- Hmm !
- Mmm !
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