Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Page #3

You need special training.

You cannot defeat him now.

- Im-Im sorry?

- You cannot defeat him now.

I will defeat him.

If you can beat him, then you

should have no problem beating me.

Mm !

Ah ! Hmm, not bad.

- Whats wrong?

- The supreme gift.

- Hmm?

-You must trust the power of the tongue.

-Hmm?

- But I must warn you...

- Hmm?

in the meadow you will fiind

Bettys great protector, Moon Yew.

Avoid the meadow.

We will meet again, Chosen One,

many more times...

in the sequel.

Ow !

Well, at least

I have you, boy.

"Oh, Taco Bell

Taco Bell "

" Product placement

with Taco Bell "

- " Enchirito, macho burrito "

Master Tang,

what are you doing here?

- Ive come to kick ass.

- Oh !

I know you seek

the Chosen One.

And I know...

what you did to his family.

Now-- Ooh ! Oi !

Im going to beat you up !

Do you need a glass of water

or something?

-Jeez, at least cover your mouth !

- We"re all going to catch it !

- Fight... or die !

Okay, I"ll shake your bouncy booty !

Hit it !

"Can't touch this "

- Hmm !

- "Can"t touch this "

- Hmm.

- "Can't touch this "

" My, my, my, my "

"Fresh new kicks and pants "

" You gotta like that

Now you know you wanna dance "

- "So move outta your seat "

- Move. Seat.

- "And get a fly girl and catch

this beat while it's rollin'"

- Beat. Rollin".

- "Hold on "

- What"s the time?

- "Hammer time ""

Please, Betty. Master Tang is

unable to fight you. Hes pretty sick.

Why, I oughta-- Ooh !

Dont. Hell kill you

like a small dog.

Let your anger be

as a monkey in a piata,

hiding with the candy, hoping the kids

don"t break through with the stick.

- Aw, jeez. And now the snorting starts.

Im sorry. I must fight you

when I am stronger.

Good-bye, Sally.

Its Betty, you son of a pig.

The name is Betty.

But Chosen One,

I want to help you, but I--

I-I-I-I--

i-- i 'just can't.

I wont. Whee-ooh !

He wasnt at the restaurant.

Do you know where he is?

No, no !

Hell kill you.

Don"t go. Please.

Stay alive. Stay and live

a life here with me.

Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee !

Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face

make me so hot I can"t think straight.

He is well protected.

It"s impossible.

You"ll never make it.

Never make it.

Ever make it.

Never make it.

Never make it.

You"ll never make it, ever.

Don"t you see?

You can"t make it.

I implore you

to reconsider.

Hmm. Okay.

He spends his time at the top of

a waterfall, swinging a chain around.

There.

Youve got what you wanted.

Now go !

Hmm.

Remember, avoid the meadow.

- Hmm.

- Huh?

Ahh !

Hmm ! Hmm !

Whoa-oa-oa !

Hmm !

Hah ! Huh?

Hah ! Hah !

- Mm?

Huh? You like it?

Huh? Feels good, huh?

" Swingin" the chain

Swingin" the chain "

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