Kung Fu Panda Page #4

something more suited to my level.

And what level is that?

Well you know...

I'm not a master, but

let's just start at zero.

Level zero.

There is no such thing as level zero.

Hey, maybe I can start with that.

That. We use that

for training children.

And popping the door

open when it is hot.

But if you insist.

Wow... The Furious Five.

You're so much bigger

than your action figures.

Except for you, Mantis.

You're about the same.

Go ahead, Panda.

Show us what you can do.

Ahh...Are they going to watch? Or should I just

wait until they get back to work or something?

Hit it.

Okay, I mean, I just ate,

and so I'm still digesting, so my

Kung Fu may not be as good as later on.

Just hit it.

What'd you got?

You've got nothing cos' I got it right here.

You picking on my friends?

Get ready to fell the thunder.

Come on, crazy feet.

What're you going to do about crazy feet?

Come on. I'm a blur. I'm a blur.

You've never seen Bear style.

You've only seen Praying Mantis.

Or Monkey style.

Imagine snake-kiddy Snake.

Would you hit it!

Alright. Alright.

Why don't you try it again?

A little harder.

How's that?

Oohhh...

Oh, that hurts!

This will be easier than I thought.

Feeling a little nausea...

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Oohh... My tenders.

How did I do?

There is now a level zero.

Don't deny that.

I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking.

Poor guy is going to get himself killed.

He is so fighty.

The Dragon Warrior fell out

of the sky in a ball of fire.

When he walks,

the very ground shakes.

One would think that Master Oogway would

choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.

Yes. Or could at least touch his toes.

Or even see his toes.

Okay.

Great.

Ooouuch!

Oh hey. Hi.

You're up?

Am now.

I was just..er...someday...eh?

The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right?

Your biceps sore.

I've had a long day and rather

disappointing day, so...er...

Ya...I should probably get to sleep now.

Ya... Ya...of course.

Okay. Thanks.

It's just, I'm such a big fan...

You guys were so totally amazing

at the battle of the Weeping River.

Outnumbered. A thousand to one.

But, you didn't stop. You just,....

Oh. Sorry about that.

Ahh... Look you don't belong here.

Er...I know, I know.

You're right.

I don't have it.

It's just, my whole life, I dream of...

No, no, no. I meant you don't

belong here, I mean in this room.

But this is my room.

Property of Crane.

Oh, okay right, right.

So...

Ya, you want to get to sleep.

Keeping you up.

We've got big things tomorrow.

Alright. You are awesome. The last thing

I'm going to say. Okay, bye-bye.

What was that?

I didn't say anything.

Okay. Alright. Goodnight.

Sleep well.

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