Kung Fu Panda Page #5

Seem a little bit awkward.

Master Tigress, didn't mean

to wake you. Just a...

You don't belong here.

Ah ya...ya, of course...

This is your room...

I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace.

You're a disgrace to Kung Fu and if

you have any respect of who we are,

and what we do,

you will be gone by morning.

Big fan.

I see you've found the Sacred Peach

Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.

Is that what this is?

I'm so sorry.

I thought it was just

a regular peach tree.

I understand, you eat

when you are upset.

Upset? I'm not upset.

Why would I be upset?

So, why are you upset?

I probably sucked more today

than anyone in the history of Kung Fu.

In the history of China.

In the history of sucking.

Probably.

And the Five...man,

you should have seen them,

they totally hate me.

Totally.

How's Shifu ever going to turn me

into the Dragon Warrior?

I mean I'm not like the Five,

I've got no claws.

No wings,

no venom.

Even Mantis got those thingies.

May be I should just quit

and go back to making noodles.

Quit. Don't quit.

Noodles. Don't noodles.

You are too concerned with

what was and what will be.

There's a saying.

Yesterday is history,

Tomorrow is a mystery,

But today is a gift.

That is why it is called the "present".

Oh No!

What's happening?

To your battle stations!

Go! Go! Go!

Fire Cross-Bow!

Fire!

Fire!

Tai Lung's free. I must warn Shifu.

You are not going anywhere.

Neither is he!

Let go of me.

Bring it up!

Wait! Bring it back!

He's going this way.

He won't get far.

Archers!

We Dead.

So very, very dead.

Ha..Ha. Not yet, we're not.

Now!

Can we run now?

Yes.

I am glad Shifu sent you.

I was beginning to feel

I'm being forgotten.

Fly back there and tell them, the

real Dragon Warrior is coming home.

Good Morning, Master.

Panda!

Panda! Wake up!

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

He's quitted.

What do we do now Master

with the Panda gone?

Who will be the Dragon Warrior?

All we can do is resume our training

and trust that in time...

the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.

What are you doing here?

Haa...hey.

Good Morning Master.

I thought I'll warm up a little.

You're stuck.

Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck?

No...This is one of the...

Ya...I'm stuck.

Help him.

Oh dear.

Lift me on three.

One, two, ....

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

No really. I appreciate it...

...Ever.

You actually thought you could

learn to do a full split in one night.

It takes years to develop

ones flexibility.

And years longer to apply it in combat.

Put that down!

The only souvenirs we collect down here

are bloody knuckles and broken bones.

Yaa...ha...ha...ha.

Excellent!

Let's get started.

Are you ready?

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