Kung Fu Panda Page #3

a slight mistake.

Err...Everyone seems

to think I'm err...

Ahh...The sacred Hall of Warriors.

No way.

Look at this place.

Master Flying-Rhino's armour.

With authentic battle damage!

Wow...the Sword of Heroes.

Said to be so sharp, you can cut

yourself just by looking ... Aah!...Oww!

The invisible Dragon of Destiny.

Uuhhs... I've only seen paintings

of that painting.

Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha...

Heeyah...yah.. Aah...ah...ah..

Noo..! Ho...oh, oh, oh...

The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors.

Said to contain souls of the

entire Tenshu army.

Hello?

Have you finished sightseeing?

Sorry. I should have

come to see you first.

My patience is running thin.

Ohh?

Well. I mean, it's not like

you are going anywhere.

You turn around.

Sure.

Hey, how is it going?

How do you get 500...Master Shifu!... Ooh!...

Ohh...whooo...

Someone broke that...

But I'm going to fix it...I...

Do you have some glue...

Whooo....

Aah...ouch...ooo!

I've a splinter.

So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior?

Hmm...

Ahh, I guess so?

Wrong!

You are not the Dragon Warrior.

You will never be the Dragon Warrior...

... until you've learned the secret

of the Dragon scroll.

Wow...so...

How does this work?

Do you have a ladder?

a trampoline or...?

Umph...You think it is that easy?

That I'm just going to hand you

the secret to limitless power?

No! I...

One must first master the highest

level of Kung Fu

and that is clearly impossible

if that one is someone like you.

Someone like me?

Yes!

Look at you!

This fat blob. Flabby arms.

Those are sensitive.

in the flabby parts.

And this ridiculous belly.

Hey...whooo...

And utter disregard for personal hygiene.

Now wait a minute.

That's a little uncalled for.

Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath.

Listen, Oogway said that I was the...

Uh... the Wushi Finger Hold.

Never... Master Shifu don't...

Haa...oh... You know this hold?

Developed by Master Wushi in the

Oh. Then you must know what happens

when I flex my pinky.

No, no, no...

You know the hardest part of this?...

The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.

Humm...

Okay. Okay, take it easy.

Now listen closely, Panda.

Oogway may have picked you,

but when I'm through with you,...

I promise you,

you're going to wish he hadn't.

Are we clear?

Yes, we're clear, we're clear.

We are so clear.

Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm.

I can't wait to get started.

Let's begin.

Wait, wait, wait.

Now?

Yes now.

Unless you think that the great Oogway was

wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.

Okay. Well, I don't know

if I can do all of those moves.

Well, if we don't try,

we will never know, will we?

Yes, it's just, maybe we can find

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