Kummeli Stories Page #5

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Well it doesn't matter anything.

Is it good?

This is the best.

-We take this

So then let's go to

look at accessories

499,070

How we get the boat to the shore?

-With a trailer

We take such.

-Okay then

This is missing 1000

It's going to be warm day

I think I'll sunbathe

without shirt

May I wax your back?

-Yes that would be nice

What's that rock pile?

-I don't know

(background song lyrics:)

"I met you on the beach then"

"and soon we were holding hands"

This is how it goes.

-Codger

Hey codger,

you think you're getting fish?

This runs pretty sweet.

-This is the best

Sure is

Manu.

-Yes?

We could do some spinning here

Could you drop the anchor?

Well of course we

can do trolling too

Did these cost a lot?

-Sure did

Doesn't matter

Oh damn.

-What?

That Mao Zedung is

catching fish like crazy

Sure is

Oh goddamnit.

-What now?

That's the boat seller.

-Show me

Lumumbas.

-Looks like

How about we will just troll

Last Catch-a-fish

We won't get anything

Hey

What? -It's a fish

Take the net.

-I will, I will

That's it

Pull, pull

Start pulling.

Reel in, reel in

It's a fish. It is big.

-What is it?

Use the net now.

-What is it?

Ui-jui.

-Good, good

Nice.

-Is it roach?

No it's whitefish.

-Whitefish, okay, okay

Drop it there.

-Handsome fish

Hey shall we take glasses of

sherry in the honor of this?

Oh my

Should we kill it?

-No, let it live

It's fun to breathalyze drunkards

we are hepaticas of the roads

We may loosen your plates,

it refreshes us -

if can dry up the licence

Fines, fines,

great fines,

We don't skimp,

we gladly give -

Fines, fines,

fines to everybody,

come and get yours

You seem to have

all kinds of gadgets -

but, I don't see

the most important -

there're no life jackets,

no anchor, no paddle

But soon you got fines. -Ask

do they have fishing licence

Do they have fishing licence?

-No

I guessed that.

-You go and breathalyze them

Sure, I go and breathalyze them

Yes, you got 2.6 per mills together -

so 1.7 per man

So there are quite

generous fines upcoming -

that we will go to count them

while we have a coffee break

Would you give that sherry

bottle from the cooler?

You don't move anywhere

and wait right here

Well then Osku, look at

what came out from oven

Hasn't it gotten a bit smaller?

Things always shrivel a bit

in hot. -My dear

Take gadgets away

This is good looking

Have you thought about

becoming fighter jet pilot?

Look. -By buying this

for 60 billion per piece -

you'll be part of project,

that makes you fighter jet ace

And that's not all -

pilots are traditionally

firm ladies' men

Should we ring?

One.

-Two...

Five.

-Six

Sorry about interrupting the movie -

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