Kummeli Stories Page #4

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Naked, naked,

soon everyone are naked,

Naked, naked...

-Very good evening to everyone

And welcome to watch

entertainment show: Naked

For fifth week in a row

in the studio -

brothers Kulkerson Kille and Kalle

And their opponent today -

gentleman who doesn't

pee to his socks: -

mister Jortikka

What made you decide to

take part in this?

I didn't have any idea to come -

but our neighbor Pete Mulkvisti

registered us here

Very nicely done by Pete.

What hobbies you have?

Well, mainly graphics.

-What sort of graphics?

Pornographics

Lovely hobby and now to

the business, a question:

Who was the first person -

who performed naked on screen?

Mister Jortikka has an answer.

-Buster Keaton

Wrong answer, sock off!

I'm embarrassed for them.

-So am I

Noble fish swims drowsily to my net,

fresh salted salmon in my thoughts

Blazed salmon, smoked salmon, salmon,

broiled salmon fins -

and of course, salmon soup

This Pentti Ahvanainen's poem is

certainly about experienced life -

but could it be reality -

also to us ordinary fishermen?

-Surely it can, Timo

Already thousands of fishermen

all over the world trust -

this new invention and now

we got it here in Finland

Catch-a-fish, unbelievable lure,

all fish grasp to it -

in salty as well as in freshwater

He gutting the fish...

-How much is whitefish per kilo?

In blink of an eye Catch-a-fish

prepares a fish meal

Shall we ring?

-Chops wood, fills tax return

My life was changed by Catch-a-fish

Night-frosts

in the bedroom are history

New wife fishes

with Catch-a-fish also

Sure thing. -Can I

order Catch-a-fish from you?

Yes.

-Frankly

Generously. Sixteen

-Twenty

Twenty it is

Here's great sports car

for the boys

We need a car -

that manages a more

challenging circumstances

So, a jeep?

-Yeah

Here we actually have a

unbeatable model

But unfortunately it costs.

-It doesn't matter

This kind of tire spins easily

Not necessarily,

because this has 4-wheel drive

What does it mean?

It means that

all wheels are tensile

Four wheels.

-But is this good?

Not just good,

but this is the best

We take this

And final sum

including accessories -

in cash is 499,499 marks

Thank you

Well then

it's still missing 1000 marks

Thank you

Boys are looking for boat right?

-Yes, for trolling

This is unbeatable,

but surely not the cheapest

Well, it doesn't matter

but is it good?

This is the best.

-We take this

Let's go and find

a proper engine for it

Stop, stop, stop, stop

This here's The engine

Isn't there normally

2 engines on a trolling boat?

Not necessarily. 4-stroke engine

doesn't choke even on low speeds

It's probably cheaper?

-Not necessarily

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