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on the ass. It is hot countries.

Hospitals have no personnel.

The families must come with food.

South America is a hole. Africa is a

hole. California soon go bankrupt.

Sun or welfare.

I think I have got something in the eye.

- In the eye or on the eye?

- In the eye.

Yes.

- So you better see a doctor.

- No, it's nothing serious.

I see him.

It is night vision that fail.

- Shall I drive?

- No.

I can drive.

Well, we won't get much more out of him.

Do not say a damn thing.

We have been at it all night.

Well but then

Then there isn't so much

to talk about.

Now they must learn

that they can not do as they please.

BUMPER-TO-BUMPER DRIVING.

WAIT FOR SNOWPLOW.

- Long time No see.

- Yes.

What do you want?

Someone killed Ingvar.

Killed?

Someone told somebody

to kill him.

Why do you come here

to say that?

You are his uncle.

I have never asked you for anything.

You can sit on this.

- Turn off now.

- Two minutes.

- Give me the remote.

- What are you doing? Do not be silly.

- Is it a sexy foreplay for you?

- Sexy

Why are you so annoying?

Stop it!

Go out and make coffee!

Rumor has it that Ingvar and Finn

has stolen a bag from the Count.

Count? Do you know him?

I once worked

for his father. Bullit.

His son Count

took over the business.

He was f***ing great.

He and the Serbs share the market.

- I will kill him.

- You will?

You could never kill anyone.

I have killed a Jappe,

a Ronaldo and a Strike.

I rolled them into chicken wire

and threw them in the waterfalls.

Then the little fish can get in

and gnaw the flesh from the bones

so they do not swell.

Then they just are there.

But the Count is not just

a f***ing Ronaldo or Jappe.

He's a dangerous bastard.

You can not neck him.

Thank you.

What is he doing here? I told you to

keep away from the criminal types.

- This is my brother! My little brother.

- Brother, no

She's just a little worried that you

are one of the old boys.

I have promised her

to to behave myself.

I will at least try.

- Forget it, Nils.

- A father must surely avenge his son!

Have you become Dirty Harry, or what?

Drop that bullshit.

Nils!

Wait a minute.

Do not be so damn childish!

You're damn right as annoying

as mother.

If you say something bad about mother

I'll knock your teeth in.

Okay.

The Counts name is Ole Forsby.

But if you must kill him

you must get an assassin.

How do I find one?

There is one who calls himself the Chinese.

I think he is still active.

What's with these names?

The Chinese, The Count,

Dirty Harry, Bullit, Jappe.

It is an old gangster thing.

What is your name?

Wingman.

- Wingman?

- Yeah, you know like in Top Gun.

The movie

"You Can be my wingman."

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