Kraftidioten Page #2

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afford to buy a gym suit.

Now you take these

and buy as much gym suits

you have a new set for each

f***ing gymnastics lesson in his life.

Have a nice day.

I've talked with my lawyer

and we propose a new scheme in which he

stays ten days with me and four with you.

A week with me, a week with you.

That's the deal.

It's confusing for him.

He needs a base

a home where he feels safe

Well he can be here all the time.

That'll never work

We both know what

kind of a father you are.

You give him Fruit Loops

for breakfast.

What the hell are you saying?

Froot Loops?

I am vegan, Marit! He has not gotten

none e-number in this house

since you filled him up

with cheap baby porridge!

- Is this a bad time?

- Oh no.

I just discuss Froot Loops

and gym suits with my son's mother.

We're just enjoying ourselves.

My lawyer will be in touch.

Interesting that you take it up, for

I want to talk a little with you about it.

Which of us do you think you can afford

the most expensive lawyer?

- What the hell is it now?

- Ronaldo has disappeared.

Relax. He's not here.

Don't worry.

Who are you?

Nils.

There is not room for both of us.

There is a turning space back there.

I'll try that.

You don't have the seat belts on.

Are you really aware

who you're f***ing with here?

Tell.

Who is it?

You are so done.

Who is it?

Well, are you're tired now, old man?

Yes.

One thing is my cocaine.

Fifteen kilos of raw cocaine.

It is what it is.

It's something different with my people.

One man, maybe two may disappear.

But three man can damn not disappear,

without someone causing them to disappear.

Someone is after my people

and my territories.

And it is not hard to guess who.

- The f***ing Albanians.

- Serbs.

We shared Oslo with them, right?

We shared southern Norway, city by city.

They even got

the fatty oil pigs in Stavanger.

They were allowed

to use the airfield

so they could land their sh*t.

In peaceful coexistence.

- I have been incredibly nice.

- Too nice.

And this is the thanks.

This is how they thank me.

The land with drug several times a week.

Go up there. Get one of them.

Get me one of them.

- Do you know what he looks like?

- No, but don't you think we'll know?

Why the hell do we get all that snow?

I don't know how we stand it.

- It's snowing all the time.

- It's the welfare.

There isn't any hot country

that has welfare.

When the weather is great

you do not need a welfare state.

Then you gather a banana

and is done with it.

- What's happening?

- It's the snow.

In Bali, Thailand, Vietnam

people has to fend for themselves.

Spain is on the ass.

Portugal is on the ass.

Greece is on the ass. Italy is

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Kim Fupz Aakeson

Kim Fupz Aakeson (born 12 September 1958) is a Danish writer, illustrator and screenwriter. more…

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