Kraftidioten Page #4

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2013
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How do I find the Chinese?

Have you got the money? Do not worry,

she can't understand a word. Have you?

Yes, 90,000.

Okay.

You book a hotel room for him.

But only give him half

before he does the job.

He has a fear of flying and taking the

train. You pick him up at the station.

Not in your own car,

then he sees the license plate.

Take a taxi, give him the address. Take

home and wait, and then check on the web.

Once you know that he is dead, you send

the rest of the money to the hotel.

Is there anything

you are unsure about?

Why is he called the Chinese?

It must be cold here

for a Chinese.

No. Half now

and then half when I

I don't know your name.

I don't know your house.

I don't know if you send the rest

when the job is done.

As a biologist, I am optimistic.

Much is pointing in the right direction.

We have become more humane

towards each other and towards animals.

The default behavior 100 years ago

we now perceive as barbaric.

We kill each other

in increasingly smaller extent.

We have got our sushi.

Here you go.

Well, well. Getting lots of people.

Exotic today, how cozy.

Yes?

Then we'll see

if I will buy. Rune?

We need to hold a small meeting here.

Why don't you go and take a carrot?

Okay.

Cold.

It's called "to make me cold."

- Cold? Okay.

- Is the the Albanian Papa?

- We have a little trouble with him for the time.

- Papa is Serb.

- No, it's not Papa.

- Who is it?

Okay, you want to sell me the name of him

that want me cool. I get it.

How much?

Fine. You are a business man.

Understood.

I know very well

that the Chinese is Asia's Jews.

- So you buy?

- I'm buying.

Deposit the money here. When I see it

has gone into accounts in the Cayman

I'll tell you the name

on your enemy.

It's called "account". Non accounts.

Singular.

Fine.

- Dickman.

- Dickman, Dickman.

My dad had a damn

Dickman on the payroll.

What was his name?

Wing... Lord? Wing King? Wing... Geir?

- Wingman.

- Yes, Wingman, dammit!

- Good, old Wingman wants me dead.

- So I say thank you and go.

Hey, I just

a little moral question for you.

Now you are in Norway.

This is not a banana republic.

Here in Norway

we keep our agreements.

I kept my word.

You give money, I give enemy.

That agreement you have held.

But now I think of the other one.

You made a deal

- with a paying Norwegian citizen

about making me cold.

And that agreement

you have not met.

Ugh.

Will you please leave the carpet?

Really good maki roll.

- Doesn't it smell like firecrackers?

- No, isn't it more like Chinese food?

Fried, right?

- Soya in roll.

- Kung Fu tomaki.

Imagine if someone discovers us?

No one discovers us if we

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Kim Fupz Aakeson

Kim Fupz Aakeson (born 12 September 1958) is a Danish writer, illustrator and screenwriter. more…

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