Knights of Badassdom Page #4
Consider it done, my liege.
Okay, that was a bit much.
Show-off.
Lo, the adventure begins!
Please report for
quest assignments.
Step forward when
your group is called.
Heed this reminder.
All guilds must
complete their quest
prior to tomorrow's
battle at Evermore.
Also, Ryan the Necromancer
beseeches thy help
in finding his inhaler.
What... Oh.
His inhaler of doom!
And to the owner of the
sperm-white Toyota Tercel,
thy chariot is blocking
the witches' coven.
Move it or you'll be faced with
a hex of great dark magic.
And you'll be towed.
It's a lot like you remember it,
except instead of
sitting around a table,
we do it for real.
For fake.
Fake-real, dude.
Don't f*** with me.
And this fake-real
involves, uh, yoga?
Laugh now, but a
structured warm-up routine
All right... I'll show you.
Come on.
What?
All right.
Arms and legs, one point.
Torso's two.
Limb takes a hit, it's useless
until healing's been cast.
Parry disarm can be
used once per melee
unless you're up against
a two-handed weapon.
Grab your sword, I'll demonstrate.
Finish him!
Got an idea.
How about I just forget the count
- and start wailing on people!
- Dude!
Dude!
It's honor system, Man.
Okay, you're all set
to join the battle.
I just spoke with Ronnie.
- Oh, except lose the sword.
- Huh?
Yeah, newbs don't get swords.
Um.
Wait, I have to earn the
right to carry a foam stick?
'Tis not the size of the young
knave's blade, but the lust
in his thrust by which
legends are made.
Oh!
Jobreyth!
There is one more thing
you're going to need to do.
Verily?
- This is retarded.
- Guys, pentagrams?
Man, we don't roll that
way here, all right?
This is the LARP, not the
Wicker Man Wiccan cosplay.
Nay.
'Tis in the book, dude.
Okay.
Um, Eric.
They be the rest of our
traveling companions.
Stand back and witness the
spectacle of my animation spell.
- Ready?
- Oh, for God's sake.
Ahh!
Beth?
Beth?
Ahh!
How awesome was that!
A-plus, motherf***er.
Arise, Jobreyth.
Breathe fresh the air once again.
What the f*** was that... it hurt.
Methinks you should not
be so much of a p*ssy.
Don't tell me you've never
played with fireworks before.
Not like that.
What was with the faces,
the smells, everything?
What was that?
I tell you what I see.
A warrior...
who can't let go of his past.
What are you doing?
Wow.
What was that?
Ex-girlfriend!
Jobryeth needeth closure!
It's not like that.
'Tis no matter to me, apprentice.
What the sh*t is going on?
Why is there smoke?
Eric, I said a basic summoning
spell, not one of your
non-regulation
pyrotechnic displays.
This was more befitting
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