Knights of Badassdom Page #3
hand, my right hand...
Ow!
Ooh.
I have an idea of
what your right hand
spends a lot of time doing, Ronnie.
That's really personal, Gwen.
Come, Gunther.
I'll take that as a no for now.
- You okay?
- Shut your mouth.
Onward.
Shut your mouth.
Where the f*** are the keys?
Two floors.
Whoa.
Hey.
Thought you guys only
used foam weapons.
In this world, young Jonen,
you can only put
your trust in steel.
My elite clientele is willing to
pay a premium for authenticity.
Where the f*** are the keys?
Come on, Joe.
You played D&D.
Live action role play
is the next level.
D&D was a long time ago.
Yeah... And you were a legend.
These people here?
They sing songs about
the time that you gave
Ronnie Kwok's paladin
demonic syphilis.
Do you remember... remember when
the old monster manual?
Good times, man.
Yeah, and some of us
Come on!
Eric's about to level
up to Grand Sorcerer.
I'm packing an ounce
of killer 'shrooms.
And there be monsters
in need of pummelin'!
You have a choice:
Join us in tasting the
sweet nectar of victory
or mope around an empty
house all week like a b*tch.
You guys do actually
look slightly badass.
It's like a Metalwolf cover.
- Yeah.
- Without the muscles.
No.
All right.
I'm in.
Huzzah!
Please.
Don't make me rethink this.
Nah.
Welcome to the fields of Evermore!
Um, Ronnie?
Yes, Travis.
Where are our costumes?
There is no end to the
tricks up my sleeve
- Wardr'be?
- Yes, sir.
Got it... 42 regular.
42 reg... I think
you'll find it snug.
- Great.
- Freshly laundered.
I'm a trained actor, man.
Not some f***ing... stunt monkey.
A weekend improv workshop, my ass.
Ungrateful.
Ah, greetings, enchanter.
I have some surprises
in store for you.
Some creatures with a taste
for flesh of the lowest order.
Hmm?
Parasites, charlatans.
War profiteers of
forbidden weaponry.
Verily, I say... let it go, dude.
Well.
Marketplace is a battlefield and
to the victor go the spoils.
Agreed.
I bring news of a legendary warrior
long absent from this realm
estimable Sir Reginald.
The new warrior is
of course welcome.
Wonderful... Jobreyth of Revitt
shall once more fight by my side.
Joe Revitt's here...
What the frak, Eric?
- I hate that guy.
- Ronald, Ronald,
why be so petty?
I mean, surely, you're not still
sore about your syphilitic paladin.
Perhaps, the pages of
your monster manual
remain stucketh together?
For old time's sake, he's in.
But...
You must accomplish a
level 12 summoning spell
to animate Joe's character
with Reginald's life-force.
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