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Knights of Badassdom Page #5
a 27th level sorcerer.
Which you are not yet.
What's up, Joe?
Needst I remindst thou
Don't be a buzzkill, Ronnie.
Ah.
Come, Gunther.
Buzzkill
What?
Buzzkill
How you doing there, Captain Trips?
Verily.
Is it your fungus
that's f***ing with me?
'Cause if you did slip me some
'shrooms, why's it feel like
I got bent over and taken
advantage of back there?
thy grasp, "vizard".
So who are our comrades, Enchanter?
Right.
That be Lando, the pious.
Watch him in battle...
Complete weasel,
but entertaining.
You'll see.
Sir Gunther, the mighty.
Head case with a big stick.
He is unique and crazy.
And...
And Guinevere the fearless,
who's plus-three ass perfection
should keep the memory
of She Who Shall Not
Be Mentioned at bay.
Plus-three?
Clearly you underestimate
my endowments.
Look, your party has
disturbed a nest!
Demon apes!
What the f***?
Play on!
One of the beasts deals Sir Hung
the Glutinous a stunning blow!
Haha!
Great way to spend the weekend.
Sweating my balls off
in a monkey outfit.
I don't know where the hell I am.
Wha...
Who's there?
Hello, apelings?
- Dude... Joe! Little help here.
- Huh?
Help us kill some freaking apes!
You here for the LARP?
The live, the LARP?
Do you maybe have a map?
Oh, wow.
'Cause I, um... I sort
of lost my way.
Got separated from the group.
Oh... kay.
Jobryeth!
Gonna... kill... your...
monkey... asses!
Jobryeth takes a lethal
strike to the back!
Huh?
- Bullshit... 'Tis a lie!
- Halt!
Game master saw a palpable
hit and an unconscious man
throwing weaponry... weaponry
that is beyond the expertise
of your lowly character.
I don't understand what you
said, but I'm gonna sit down.
Three, two, one, play on!
Got separated from my group.
You too?
Uh, well, maybe then we should
stick together and both look.
Oh.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
If this is some sort of Fury
fetish, then I don't mind at all!
Oh wow!
Oh wow!
Oh, okay, sure.
From the ground,
thy wounds be bound.
Regeneration spell successful!
Still thy tongue lest I remove it!
Lightning bolt!
Lightning bolt!
You my b*tch... Ow!
Same side, same side!
Be gone, demon apes!
Oh sh*t.
Damn.
Lando has been dealt
a mortal blow.
'Tis a lie... I had a spell
of simian protection up.
Fine, kill the brown guy first.
The great ape has been vanquished!
Huzzah!
Yeah.
Now remember, before
convening at the battle,
loot the temple of Syrinx
which needeth completion, so...
Perhaps the party should split
up for to cover more ground.
Capital idea, Sir Lando.
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