Kissing Darkness Page #4

I found something.

So what are we having?

Oh, just a little something

something, my mama used to make!

You miss him, don't you?

Who? Brendan?

Yes, Brendan.

Who else are we talking about?

Come here.

You've still got chocolate

on your face, let me get it.

Spit queen!

So, do you?

Of course I do.

He cheated on me

and everything else.

I mean...it hurt. It really did.

People make mistakes, right?

I think you should give Brendan

another chance.

I mean, he has made more than

his fair share of apologizing.

And you really haven't been

the same without him, you know.

Maybe someday...

About time you two got back.

Damn near burned the breakfast!

What is that?

Just something

we found in the woods.

Oh, what a find!

And how many emo b*tches

did you cut to get find that?

It's kind of cool.

Looks pretty old too.

Of course, it looks old,

it's covered in dirt!

[YAWNING]

What you girls

whining about now?

Huh! Nice piece of sh*t!

Wouldn't get five bucks for it

at the pawn shop,

but people always find crap

like this around here.

So now the straight guy

knows his jewelry.

How dare you go to Tiffany's

without a queerpeer in hand.

Now, everybody eat up!

I don't want it to get cold and

you tell me my cooking is bad.

Alright?

There's a hair in this.

Bored, bored, bored, I'm bored!

Yeah, we hear you already.

Maybe it's just you

who's boring.

One more drink

and I am going to puke.

I second that...

Want to make out for fun?

Maybe a little 69 action?

Try 68!

Blow me and I will owe you one.

[LAUGHING]

Vlad, didn't you say

there was a lake nearby?

Yeah.

Why aren't we there

swimming or something?

Can't. It's contaminated.

Oh, like toxic waste

and one-eyed creatures?

Radiation is fun kids,

let's all say it together.

Radiation! Radiation!

What the hell, kid?! Seriously,

you scare me at times.

If you talk in tongues or speak

backwards and I'm outta here.

Wow bob wow!!!

I still think we should

go back to town.

Pride, hello?!

lfwe leave now,

we can be there by tonight.

Clubbing?

Anyone?!

I am thinking the same thing.

Me too.

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

Alright!

I told you there were would

be girls here.

Sounds like the Wilhite sisters

are at their cabin.

What? They are real screamers

those two!

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

Time to get laid!

Hey wait! I'll go with you.

What was that about?

Apology time.

Cute',!

Guys want some candy?!

Hey,Vlad!

Wait up, I just...

I just want to apologize

for yesterday

and acting such a b*tch.

So I just want to let you know

that I'm sorry

and I'm going to be cool.

It would be nice, ah...

are we cool?

Yeah, you know...

[KNOCKING]

What? No one here?

They probably ran into town

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