Kissing Darkness Page #3

outdoor union to her fiance".

Well, in the middle of

animal sacrifice,

blood bonding, whips & chains,

all that crazy sh*t".

She found her soon to-be

husband f***ing her friend.

It totally destroys her,

breaks her heart completely.

She totally tears the two

of them apart

into a zillion pieces

then goes after the others,

one by one,

all to serve Satan

or some sh*t,.

Bullshit!

They say she even drank

their blood, man...

Sold herself to the devil!

Intent on finding a new lover

to fill the void,

killing all those

who get in the way.

[THUNDER]

Okay, okay, I'll do it.

I'll play the stupid

Ouija, Ouija game.

But first, I've got to...

have a drink.

Okay, I will only have

two drinks,.

Or three or seventeen...

And then, I'll have

a f***in' quiche!

You know what? A f***in' quiche!

Now, I'm going to wash my face!

Alright?

B*tches!

[SUSPENSE MUSIC]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

Be careful.

I need a break.

You alright, kiddo?

Yeah. I'm just... hangover.

After everything last night,

I didn't get much sleep.

It was all fake though!

I mean... Come on, it was Vlad.

He loves to scare people.

And Ouija boards are

so Ashlee Simpson.

Hundreds of years of fraud

is what they are.

I don't know, it just seemed

so real. It's creepy.

It was moving on its own.

He even tried scaring us

yesterday, when we got here,

tried to say there was

someone in the cabin.

It was a damn raccoon.

What's going on between

you guys anyway?

You guys are going to keep

fighting the entire time?

He's just such an a**hole.

And you're not?

You've had major

attitude lately.

I didn't say I was not.

You know, he'; just so uptight

and I...

"Vladish"!

Are you sure you're

still not drunk? "Vladish"?

What kind of word is that?

You know what I mean.

Yeah, yeah, I guess I do.

I have lived with him for

over two years now

and we had our moments, but

for the most part,

he is pretty cool.

I just think he just feels

outnumbered with all of us.

And ever since he got pulled

over for drunk driving,

he has been a little off...

Your point?

We haven't anything but alcohol

to drink this entire weekend.

See, now you are just

making excuses for him.

Things looked different for the

two of you all cuddly on couch.

I was asleep. Whatever!

I didn't even know it was him.

Right! Another case

of the clueless "newbie"

trying to cop a feel of

a guy he can never have.

You are such a cheater!

I swear. I didn't know

it was him, I was asleep.

What?

Just messing with you, kiddo.

Wish I could find

a guy who liked me...

You're such a brat!

That too... but...

apologize to Vlad.

Just try and get along.

Come on.

Hey, you coming', kiddo?

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