Kissing Darkness

Synopsis: A group of college boys, bored with the every day "gay life" of LA, decide to skip Pride weekend in exchange for a camping trip in the woods. Quickly overcome with boredom in their new surroundings, the boys venture into a game that ultimately unleashes the vengeful spirit of a local legend known as Malice Valeria. Overcome by her deadly plan of tainted love and her thirst to take back what was lost long ago, the boys must now band together before they fall victim to the poisons of a broken heart.
87 min





Oh, my god!

It's nice!

That's what fresh air

smells like?

It's wilderness.


Well, we better start packing

stuff in.

Let's get this day started.



Are you going to help?

I am helping!

No, you're standing there.

Going to go check

the place out...

claim a room or two...

for when the girls get here.

Wouldn't want to be

too close to you...

Keeping our poor precious awake

with all the moaning

and boning.

F*ck you!

You wish, knob jockey!



I can't believe we are missing

Pride weekend for this!

Yeah Brett!

Camping is bad enough,

not to mention you said anything

about bringing your

"rainbow in the dark", along!

Really guys?

When the idea of camping

first came up,

I practically had to beg him

to let us stay here.

Just give him a little time

to loosen up.

Something tells me

we didn't bring

enough lube

to loosen him up!

Very funny.

You know how he gets

when he is first around us.

The dude smells for one!

We don't need "his" cabin.

We can easily sleep in our tent.

Bitch please!

Like your tiny dick

can pitch a tent big enough

to accommodate all of us.

Better get some of

those magic growth pills

if that's your plan!





God! Damn it!

Fucking fairies...

Playing games already?

Shit, man!


I'll beat your ass for that!


You straight boys

are too funny...

always wanting

to beat someone's ass.

Feel the tension baby!

Tight enough for ya?!

- Yeah, well...

- F*ck you!

F*ck you!

Get out here and give us a hand.


this is his fathers cabin,

he kind of comes with the


We wouldn't be here

if it wasn't for him,.

He isn't that bad,.

I'm not going to let that

muscle-bound fart machine

ruin my weekend.

Let's have some fun, boys.


Little late to help now

isn't it?

Where the hell are you going?

There's someone in here!

Yeah, you fucktard!

No really,

there is someone in here.

It sounds like it's coming

from the other room.

Remove the gerbil from your ass

already and grow up!

Swear, going to have to start

claiming you as one of the gays

if you keep the woman

in distress act up.


It's getting foggy out there.

I am so bored.

Is anyone getting

reception or

am I the only one with

the cheapo cereal-box phone?

It's all of us!

So, what do you think?

The "Cream Vanilla Scone"


or the

"Raspberry-Lemon Sorbet"?

I don't know.

Besides, can't you forget about

Keith for just one week?

No! I miss him.

You are such a school-girl

when you're in love.

Shut up!

Look at you and Jonathan!

Just ever since he got this job,

we have a hard time to hang out

with each other.

This sucks.

Why are we even here?

I am sorry for thinking

we could all have fun

without doing something

gay for once.

Um hello?! We are gay!

You know what I mean guys.

I'm just so tired

of the scene...

The nightclubs,

the hookups, the sex...

Alright, maybe not the sex.

It just...

I want to do something normal

for a change.

- Like camping?

- Yeah.

And what an amazing

experience that was!


Did I mention I was bored?

Come on, you guys,

all have to be bored.

You too, Brad.

Can we please go back

in the morning?

Pride is just starting.

Please! Please!

I want to taste the rainbow!

I cannot believe this!

What?That you have perfected

the art of

taking your shirt off

for attention?

It's fucking summertime and

you guys got the damn fire on.

It's hot as hell in here.

Summertime doesn't account

for it still being cold.

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